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Covid-19 isn't over. In fact, it's pushing up disabilities.

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Isn't it supposed to be like... the other way around? I'm kinda interested in what view of mine will lose the Woke follow.

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Wait... Has Musk AND Bannon both turned on Trump over the OBBB? This is crazy.

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We need this in Hogtown (Toronto).

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yo no quiero taco belle

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The King is in country. Hey Charlie; welcome. Have a beer, and enjoy your stay.

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Flatland (with apologies to Edwin Abbott - also a lie as the junk in my trunk can attest).

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Hogtown. The Big Smoke. We need to stop thinking of #Toronto in terms of what we are no longer and what we are now. As I finished a plate of hot wings with not enough sauce, I realized what we are: Toronto the Timid.

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I'm trying, and failing, to come up with a way to make this funny and relatable to me... You know, about what age a future 20-year-old will be when I'm 69... Oh well, I have 4 years to figure it out.

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The greatest lie the devil ever told was when he said "Pad Thai is okay... Just not great. You know?"

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The President of the United States of America is a foreign agent of Russia, and the Attorney General of America is a foreign agent of Qatar. Question 1: Is there anyone in the US senior leadership that isn't a foreign agent? Question 2: Are they looking for more - maybe a foreign agent of Canada?

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Bribes are allowed now? Fuck it; I'm now accepting bribes. It's now demonstrating leadership qualities.

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There's a part of me that's pleased that the French acronym for the USA is É-U.

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Midnight is a good time to walk through the park and see all sorts of rabbits (and a middle aged man exclaim "Bunny!" over and over again).

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PornHub is Canadian. Maybe it's time to ask yourself: are you going to stand with the religious fundamentalists down south making their own home grown "Y'allqaeda," or if you maybe you align yourself with Canada more.

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First they arrested a judge. Now they've arrested a mayor. They are thinking of arresting members of Congress. Sorry the USA, but you're officially no longer a functioning democracy. I don't think you'll be allowed to vote in 3 years. Good luck on your civil war!

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I hear cases in the Landlord and Tenant Board are backed-up. You know what else can become backed-up?

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The conclave has decided on a new pope, and decided that Trump is wrong.

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It never rains on 30% chance of precipitation. It always rains on 10% chance of precipitation. 80% chance of precipitation is the new 50%.

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Covid-19 isn't over. In fact, it's pushing up disabilities.

Isn't it supposed to be like... the other way around? I'm kinda interested in what view of mine will lose the Woke follow.

Wait... Has Musk AND Bannon both turned on Trump over the OBBB? This is crazy.

We need this in Hogtown (Toronto).

yo no quiero taco belle

The King is in country. Hey Charlie; welcome. Have a beer, and enjoy your stay.

Flatland (with apologies to Edwin Abbott - also a lie as the junk in my trunk can attest).

Hogtown. The Big Smoke. We need to stop thinking of #Toronto in terms of what we are no longer and what we are now. As I finished a plate of hot wings with not enough sauce, I realized what we are: Toronto the Timid.

I'm trying, and failing, to come up with a way to make this funny and relatable to me... You know, about what age a future 20-year-old will be when I'm 69... Oh well, I have 4 years to figure it out.

The greatest lie the devil ever told was when he said "Pad Thai is okay... Just not great. You know?"

The President of the United States of America is a foreign agent of Russia, and the Attorney General of America is a foreign agent of Qatar. Question 1: Is there anyone in the US senior leadership that isn't a foreign agent? Question 2: Are they looking for more - maybe a foreign agent of Canada?

Bribes are allowed now? Fuck it; I'm now accepting bribes. It's now demonstrating leadership qualities.

There's a part of me that's pleased that the French acronym for the USA is É-U.

Midnight is a good time to walk through the park and see all sorts of rabbits (and a middle aged man exclaim "Bunny!" over and over again).

PornHub is Canadian. Maybe it's time to ask yourself: are you going to stand with the religious fundamentalists down south making their own home grown "Y'allqaeda," or if you maybe you align yourself with Canada more.

First they arrested a judge. Now they've arrested a mayor. They are thinking of arresting members of Congress. Sorry the USA, but you're officially no longer a functioning democracy. I don't think you'll be allowed to vote in 3 years. Good luck on your civil war!

I hear cases in the Landlord and Tenant Board are backed-up. You know what else can become backed-up?

The conclave has decided on a new pope, and decided that Trump is wrong.

It never rains on 30% chance of precipitation. It always rains on 10% chance of precipitation. 80% chance of precipitation is the new 50%.

No new pope chosen, but there's a slim majority that pineapple can be put on pizza.

The USA of 2002 would go to war against, and liberate, the USA of 2025.

Ever wake up in a panic that you don't have varnish? Must be boating season.

Make Alberta and Saskatchewan The Northwest Territories Again