spodulike.bsky.social
door-to-door door dealer, retired spacehopper jockey from planet Dingdong & fmr UK prime minister 1955-57. Spudinist 🥔 baptised Gordon Fucking Bennett. I'm "not" an AI 😉.
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Cats? I've got a team of 24 doberman pinschers that draw the spachopper, my accustomed means of locomotion, and kennel fees for that lot per ritual could really mount up. (I have a bit of a bounce on it first then they drag it the rest of the way). Do you do a 28 day homagg back guarantee?
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Oh that's all fine then. Ritual. Recruiting. Mushrooms. Fine. No problem.
smth - 'Leeds to Katastrofy'? (Russia?) well I hope you have a lovely trip, quite a journey! Adjuvant sounds very nice too. Best to the Major.
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It was Francesh space cadets.
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I will 😃👍
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qwifi on the blink again, I got: Pogresiv spelins owas w - something, if so and the 'w' is a good thing, exslun!
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Oh I SEE! And there was me, hoping it was a financial transaction rather than one involving rendering.
Look, this isn't one of those dreary mushroom selling accounts is it that gets banned in about 2 days? One's still got £30 of mine.
Also, how did you know my nickname in space cadets?
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Apologies for the quality of that earlier message btw, the qwifi was playing up so we were told to cut down on vowels. And consonants.
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Yes, been onto finance at DMST for a brief chat and their advice was to clarify with you what would be the return on my investment in the Priesthood of 'homagg' and what with the homework etc, what net profit would I be expected to receive? Hope you liked the cake and mushroom btw.
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Your majesty is most awfully gracious. All Hail to the Claw 🦀
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Ha! You got me with Les Kellett, doesn't ring a bell 🙁.
My uncle said wrestling lost its magic for him when he watched a really vicious bout between two bruisers & a bit later went to the bar & saw the two of them having a drink & a laugh in a side room. 😀🍻
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Where is the second quote from please?
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😁👍
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He'd make quite a good dish mop.
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Treat yourself, have a new name each birthday.
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Wel hapi burfda preests ovu ok corall. Havacaek 🎂 anamusreum 🍄.
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The car had ordered itself.
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All the surfaces are just Formica.
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Give him 4 points and a fine for careless driving.
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I say give Nigel Farage anthrax.
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That's going to look pretty weird when he gets great gnarly varicose veins.
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retired like Bladerunner.
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I saw Suggs from Madness get a mud pie full in the face on the pyramid stage, a tradition which should be reinstated by as many as possible just for his set.
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If they make it purleease can it be Will out of W1A. With Ian Fletcher as M.
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Very good! Mick McManus - forgotten all about him, the target of so many dear old ladies' vituperation 😡🌂💥.
For some reason I did a meme the other day of a wrestling promo pic, with Archbishop Rowan Williams as Giant Haystacks & Justin Welby as Big Daddy, refereed by Pope JPII 🤔🙄
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It will be if you don't PULL THE RIPCORD! - PULL IT NOW!!!