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You may recognize me from such places as #NOLAtwitter. You may address me as Sir El Spotto, as befits my status as a Knight of the Sovereign Military Order of Sealand (OMS), or you can just call me El Spotto. It ain’t that big a deal.
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I put enough basil on this caprese to pass for a spinach salad. I am not apologizing for it. Guy gave me a cubic meter of basil and I am NOT wasting it. yes yes, I know, pesto is the traditional way of using excess basil. I want a salad.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

June 14. He will try and invoke that law on June 14 while he is surrounded by all his GI Joe toys. (Gotta go 2 deep for the source. I just appreciate Wil’s commentary so I left it in)

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

Giving top tier chefs canned tuna in a cooking competition is evil. Because none of them are going to make a Niçoise salad and no other dish in their brain is going to use it. It is also a little evil toward the judges.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

I don’t care if it’s part of the original recipe. A light sprinkle of your favorite Cajun seasoning on the tomatoes in a caprese is nice.

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

It is 32° and I am sweating. Lemme have it. It’s one of the few times here in the States I can make a temperature joke. My other places buddies are all like “yeah, of course you are. That’s a hot day”. 😂🤣

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

I met the cutest little terrier puppy on the way home. Guinea pig sized and would not listen to her person until she ran into the road to say hi. So I got out of the road and said hi. Of course.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I can’t be the only one waiting with barely subdued glee for the tanks to fall through the roads and get stuck in DC sewers and utility tunnels. We did not build that city on rock and roll or with tank parades in mind. Like NO it was built on a swamp and we know how the roads in NO are.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Oh, cool, TikTok has rebranded huffing. Kids, don’t inhale vapors from household products. I don’t care what they did in Fury Road. Ask us olds, we all know someone who was affected directly or indirectly by someone who huffed paint or glue.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Screw it. It may not be on poboy bread, but I’m going to walk up and get a shrimp poboy. Beaver Creek’s shrimp are great, so are their fresh onion rings. …and I accidentally double dipped in one of my meds so I actually need the carbs right now.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

This one is just so unsettling and wrong. Where are his pants? 😂🤣

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments