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riding your local bus to the baseball stadium and movie theater. daylight the jones falls. build the red line. nationalize csx. move the bullets back to baltimore.
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The Baltimore-Washington combined statistical area scored 37 runs tonight

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Orioles set the franchise record for extra base hits tonight. Wild

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

This is an unserious team for silly people

submitted 2 hours ago • 3 comments

yes, no, and god I wish

submitted 4 hours ago • 8 comments

"Dobbs expanded rights" I'm going to stab out my eyes with a fork

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Ramón Urías is on deck to pinch-hit for Jordan Westburg. Westburg appeared to have irritated his sprained left index finger during his slide on his 1st-inning double for #Orioles.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

I see I am making the correct choice watching elves and orcs and not the 2025 Baltimore Orioles

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

With Alt Text.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

This is funny for a lot of reasons, among which are that taxation in the Soviet Union was actually quite low, because the government ran the entire economy directly and had little need for taxes per se. High taxes, ironically, are proof that you do not live in a communist country.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

you know shit's serious when NYT is using the actual words to describe what's happening

submitted 11 hours ago • 135 comments

I have never been a Tolkien head except perhaps in 5th grade when we read The Hobbit and our teacher had us all create our own languages as a project. And when the LoTR movies came out i was too young to tolerate the runtimes. That said I am now using my illness to watch the extended cuts

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

God is angry

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

"theocracy" his mother isn't even muslim the guy is literally from a more multifaith background than like 90% of Americans what are we even doing here anymore

submitted 14 hours ago • 25 comments

I cannot stress enough that Mamdani’s plan is not to freeze all rents but to appoint a Rent Guidelines Board that he can direct to freeze rents on rent stabilized units, as De Blasio did several times.

submitted 16 hours ago • 9 comments

I remain stunned that we got Bill Kristol in the national divorce

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There is no more United States of America. "A citizen in New York is not a citizen in Texas" is stupidly unworkable, and we know it is because we went to war over it.

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

It is simply the case that a Supreme Court with 701 Justices on it is less of a farce than one that effectively guts the 14th Amendment just because.

submitted 14 hours ago • 6 comments

Destroying public education because your child might read a book with a gay character is the behavior of people who should not have children and are a threat to children.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

if constitutional rights only apply to individuals or states that have sued for relief, you don't actually have constitutional _rights_, you have _privileges_ that can sometimes (but not always) be secured for you by your lawyer

submitted 15 hours ago • 24 comments

Wow was that fast--an immigrant advocate group already filed an amended complaint seeking class action relief in its birthright citizenship case in federal court in Maryland

submitted 14 hours ago • 220 comments

*Biden tries to forgive student loans* SCOTUS: Whoa there, that is, uh, a major question. Which means you can't do it. *Trump revokes part of the constitution* SCOTUS: Obviously, we got to give the President the benefit of the doubt on this one.

submitted 15 hours ago • 72 comments