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Today's excitement in the back yard

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One of the funniest things about this trailcam is one raccoon will always knock it sideways. And then another one will inevitably come along and set it straight again. This has happened dozens of times. Thank you, raccoon buddy

"you're unhappy because you spend too much time on your phone" speak for yourself i'm posting this shit from desktop like a true lunatic

I'm so damned sick of being forced to relive the tortured childhoods of these unloved, rich, spoiled, intolerant man-babies

I'm sorry but if it has an underwire, it is NOT a bralette. Propaganda I won't believe.

Micro-Programming: A Dynamic and Flexible Approach to Student Engagement #AcademicLibraries 📚 creativelibrarypractice.org/2025/06/06/m...

to those who are unable to take to the streets, those who are quietly horrified right now: all forward motion is important, and that includes just making it to the next day. the change we seek will not be gained overnight. you will be needed tomorrow as well.

Waiting for some yokel R state politician to say "Fake news! I stuck a ruler in my front yard and it was fine!"

my cv after Education

The neighborhood fox babies have reached the rebellious teen phase and have ventured far enough to be in our yard.

Are we just going to ignore that last line?? "Did drivers pay people to calculate an optimal route for them?" AI brain rot. Just let the computer think for me.

christ. ANOTHER season of stranger things. even the monster doesnt want to do this anymore

I. AM. *c r y i n g* 😆 “Stripping but for nerds” omfg 🤣

"what goes on in that creative brain of yours?" what goes on:

Where do I send my application for whatever job this is?

Habeas corpus is what plants crave.

Livid. I make 1/3 of that with a Master's. I hate this universe. I want Dr. Strange to shove me through a portal into another universe where I maybe have a chance.

My parents live about an hour west of us at the state line. Mom: Hey, weatherman just said tornado heading your way. Me: *sigh* Ugh, fine. ~*10 seconds later*~ County weather siren: WHIIIIIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

"Your life should not be a museum." "Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

“the best revenge is living well” okay and how do i do that

It’ll always be Gulf of Max to me.

Just wanna read this later www.cambridge.org/core/journal...

LOL all the people screaming "AmErIcAnSSSS!!" and the first guy is Canadian💀 But seriously, stop tipping Japanese people. They're too nice to tell you no.

I LOVE planting flowers with @yourewrongabout.bsky.social! Healing my inner teenager with Sarah and @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social🩷

Keeping an Excel spreadsheet open in plain view on my monitor so people think I'm working while I boredom scroll on the other monitor they can't see.

completely normal indiana sandwich you don't even have to pay extra for the existential dread

couldn't make it to Met Gala this year, on account of being nobody

I don't know why I'm like this. I'm a Xennial so let's blame the Challenger explosion. I'm going to go put myself in time out for 20 minutes until I can internet responsibly again.

BOOOOO! *throws soda and popcorn at the screen*

*deep sigh* I dunno, man... can the goal be to just retire in general? And not die 2 days later?

There's a lot of "HUR HUR You dumb Temu junkies!" on the feed, and I'm definitely not a haul girlie, but I do want to say that Temu/Aliexpress/etc. are important for anyone who does crafting/sewing, and with the loss of Joann's, it's going to be very difficult to source materials for projects.

leslie jordan in famous works of art: thread