squatchy.bsky.social
Enjoy art and design, cars, skiing and outdoors, SJW, gardener, comma enthusiast.
This is a safe space for self-expression and self-exploration. Often NSFW, likes and comments are thirsty as fuck.
No apologies for blocks
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Lol, indeed you do Mr Growler 😆
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Love these ProTips.
And yeah, you are another thoughtful practitioner of responsible thirst who I am appreciative of.
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Sorry Jeb.
Big warm hugs my friend
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Well when you look like you do it is important not to overload the thirst receptors and short circuit people. I don't wanna join a work call on camera just to suddenly get stuck, brain paused, drooling on myself
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Upon thorough review of your media tab, you have successfully navigated this first hurdle. Not sure if this is an indictment of your hedonism or a celebration of responsible thirst 😜
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Attaboy Wookie. Posts like that do my head in and I have been seduced into arguments by them more than I want to admit. Ultimately they aren't looking for engagement or differing opinions but, as you said, using a bully-pulpit and decreeing that their perspective should be listened to full-stop.
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I have always loved cars and this was my first proper "treat yo' self" moment with one. The rest were practical/cheap/some combination thereof.
I was this close to taking the next step in the mods (target was 550whp) to make it proper quick but leaving the land of cheap fuel meant saying good bye
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I was. Sold it when we left the US.
2011 335is convertible with full bolt-ons and coilovers. It has the DCT for the V8 m3 of that era.
Was heavy but could rip if you wanted it too.
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I had a manual 9-3 turbo sedan for a while. It was pretty thrashed but still fun to nip around in even with its sloppy clutch.
Always wondered what the viggen editions were like with what must be some wild torque steer.
Then I got my bimmer which blew it out of the park speed wise but was heavy as
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Gosh you are so handsome and I love how much you are loving your beard lately! It's so much fun to get a glimpse of that joy and those smiles 😊
* Also, belly and tatts 🤤
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Right. She needs an upgrade, get her a lesbi-friend who gives her multiple-Os already
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The strong gal's at the gym are always some of my favorites too. No fuss, normally really respectful of people's space and not monopolising machines/weights even if their programme calls for super or tri-sets. They always seem to have near impeccable form and inevitably work fucking hard.
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They sponsor the Atlanta Bucks inclusive rugby team from memory. Bike has been fully reborn as a gay sportswear fetish company.
www.instagram.com/p/Ctb5bG8u1R...
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oh yes, and now how and when do we get tickets for the viewing part for when @brianjarvis.com and this friend meet? I promise not to interrupt but I have always wondered if a room could spontaneously combust from a abundance of pure hotness and this is as good a chance as any to witness that glory
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That came across really preachy but that's my mentality of what I think when I see I am blocked and what I hope people think if I have blocked them. It's not them it's just that they specific content of that particular space/profile isn't a match for what I want out of my experience.
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Someone blocking you isn't about you or what you offer - it's them and their needs/wants.
Keep doing you and working on getting what you want and need from your various online communities and social media outlets and let others do the same.
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nice, I love Mr Wiley's aesthetic and feel like it will settle really well.
How are you feeling about it? If I remember right this is your first tattoo and it looks like quite a big piece even before you add Part Two.
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the dissonance of that chest plate vs. beard is amazing. I just wanna do my best impression of a bay-liner and go full motorboat (respectfully and with consent of course)
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I do swim for short distances in more of a leisure sort of way 😜
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Hahahaha. But everyone loves SpongeBob and now I look like a SpongeBob fish!
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it grows back - bit of a shock to the system but necessary to mix it up sometimes
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Gotta get my haircut resolved. Not ready to let my weak jawline out into the world without its supporting cast looking tidy
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Not skin but definitely a heavy trim
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No doubt. The joys of an open platform like this. Get that blocking finger ready
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Why the rush? Figure out a healthier balance between wanting to grow up and be taken seriously and enjoying the frivolity and un-seriousness of your age.
Hell, that is advice for me now rolling into 35.
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nothing crazy - just some double chocolate brownies
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the way this hits me today is insane
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revisiting this 6-months later .... definitely made the right choice to leave the US
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way to go! I need to get back on that horse this week - thanks for the reminder
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all that to say is my advice would be to turn look at her and go "Gurl, you are a straight woman drunk in a gay bar because I know you know you are a shrieking hot mess that repels men in any other venue so you choose the only one where the patrons wont leave at the sight of you"
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she cant tell you shit hon!
One of my favorite stories of being accidentally brutal is from a company Christmas part where a younger female colleague tried to flutter her eyelashes and show me her cleavage just for me to reply looking down my nose "oh honey, I'm gay, that doesn't work on me"
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A few polarizing foods I learned from my baking days were coconut, almond, and chocolate.
It's like cilantro with people seemingly having an "on" or "off" switch for those but lemon cakes and lemons drizzle and lemon anything are almost universal in their ability to be enjoyed.
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This is actually a compelling argument given how aggressive the sun is down here in NZ
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Perfect!!!!
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Respectfully, I totally disagree and also nice to know you can be baited into sharing your lovely face with the rest of us 😘
*Also, just to clarify, you look just as dashing fully bearded.
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The short shorts are very achievable in my closet but the ringer T-shirts are less-so
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Also you can blame @beardobear.bsky.social and @galaxyfarrahway.bsky.social for looking too good with their respective stache + short beard combos and making me want to desperately emulate them.
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For context I'm thinking short short. Not necessarily a clean shave but definitely a heavy stubble + maybe heavier stache but I just don't really have the chin for it (as proven by this pic).
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Yeah, gonna ponder a bit but definitely feeling the itch
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You are so effortlessly cool. Honestly, your whole vibe is just lovely and he looks like a blast! Sounds like a nice day out 😊
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For some of us there is always a beard in hiding no matter the freshness of a shave! I am sure I would technically only be beardless for like 24 hours and then the stubble would be noticeable enough.
Funny how names and nicknames persist. My husband even has me in his phone as an old social handle!
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stache is on point but now the question on everyone's minds ... does this necessitate a handle change? Are you still the Beard-o or are we now a verb of Bear-do?