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If you marry a chess player from Prague ... does that make them your Czech mate?

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Seniors tournament. So many walkers, canes, and oxygen tanks. And that’s just the dealers.

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Last Saturday, the Texas legislature passed a law requiring the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom. They had to violate the Fourth Commandment to do so.

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I played against a poker player from the Philippines once. He never played a hand. He was a Manila Folder.

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Teens Vaping Behind Vatican Accidentally Elect New Pope thehardtimes.net/culture/teen...

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Yesterday we went to see a musical called “Parade” at 5th Avenue Theater. Today we went to Good Friday services at church. Basically, the same story. They frame an innocent Jew, then lynch him.

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Trump has done more to unite the world than any President since FDR. True, they’re united AGAINST the US, but still…

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Anybody want to buy a house? Here's where I was living in Las Vegas: portal.onehome.com/en-US/proper...

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Donald Trump apparently thinks we need to endure short-term pain in order to get to long-term pain.

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With great power comes great electric bill.

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Big news! m.facebook.com/story.php?st...

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My very first circuit event final table.

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Found a bag for Day Two. 293 entries; 20 left. I’ll be coming back to 12bb, which puts me currently in 12th place, but I need to spin.

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Pete Hegseth unveils new approach to discussing war plans at the Pentagon.

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I was married by a judge. I should have demanded a jury instead.

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I’m watching a commercial where the M&M cartoon characters are eating M&Ms. Wouldn’t that be cannibalism?

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I was disappointed that I didn’t get invited to the Nit Tournament, but then I found out it’s for basketball and has nothing to do with poker.

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It's hard for the Onion to stay one step ahead of reality, but they're trying.

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There’s a pro golfer named Max Homa. If he marries Oprah, her name will be Oprah Homa.

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Somebody needs to remind Trump that the last time the USA invaded Canada ... Canada won.

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I told a friend that Paul and I had been together for 25 years and he said, "OMG! That's like 50 gay years!"

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Driving in Chicago: People like to pretend that two-lane streets are actually four-lane, and they will pass you on the right if you get too close to the center line.

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Las Vegas Hotels: "Let's raise our resort fees and charge people for parking!" Also Las Vegas Hotels: "I wonder why business is down?"

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Is this what they mean when they say “bomb pot”?

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Player on the right waiting for Christoph Vogelsang to act.

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You have no earthly idea the firestorm this caused when I posted it on my Facebook.

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1/3 Since Trump took over the Kennedy Center, you can say goodbye to gay choruses and drag shows. But never fear. Sources have provided an advanced look at next season's schedule:

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Happy VD, for those who observe.

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I entered ten puns in a joke contest, to see if any of them would win me a prize. But no pun in ten did.

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Ten years ago today, I walked away from my job. Retired at age 51. I was nervous about it back then but it's worked out better than I ever imagined. I never looked back and I never missed the rat race. I had the best job -- great pay, great bosses, great co-workers, great customers. But time to go.

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If you win a lawsuit against a parsley farmer, does that mean that you can garnish his wages?

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At showdown, I roll over 72o for the winning hand. I start raking in the chips. Opponent: “Seven Dewey??” Me: “Never Louie.”

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1/3 I had a dream that I was in a small group chorus that also did choreography. It was time for our dress rehearsal (which was already underway) and I had forgotten to bring my music with me.

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Imma guess he's on the hotline?

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This literally happened: I’m at the airport, returning my rental car. Clerk: “I have your mileage noted, I see the gas tank is full, I will email your receipt to your Yahoo email address.” Me: “Thank you, you too!” 🤦🏼‍♂️🙈 If you know me, you know it’s true.

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Overheard at the poker table: Player 1: “My mom died last year of a heart attack.” Player 2: “That’s too bad! Was she healthy?” Player 1: “No, she died.”

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Me: "You're the second-best poker player I've ever played against." Him: "Who's the first?" Me: "Everyone else."

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