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Soto flying out to Grish to end the game is just… of course.

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NJ Transit striking on the eve of NYY/NYM subway series and a Knicks/Celtics game 6 would absolutely happen and is going to piss off absolutely everybody

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On brand for me that the NFL schedule release is how I realized that thanksgiving is on my dad’s birthday this year

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Why do I have anxiety now for texts? I am just keeping them unread and piling up and can’t bring myself to read through. 🫠

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wtf do I wear to a dive bar engagement party

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I don’t think anything else makes me genuinely happier than when Vincent lets out a little sigh in his sleep and stretches as he rolls over onto his back. Belly up and not a care in the world.

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If you were looking to find men not at a bar, right now they’re all in the Mother’s Day card aisle.

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So I suppose there’s a chance the new pope is aware of the hold steady and has listened to separation sunday?

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Ummmmm does @strictscrutiny.bsky.social know that a miracle gro commercial references a spicy martharita? From Martha Stewart herself?

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I think if my boyfriend’s employer had to release a public statement to say that no, actually I was not banned from the premises, I would simply die of embarassment.

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I need to know what the streaming numbers are for Conclave this week

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So Mets fans start saying crazy shit about Soto and he has a 2hr game? Why are Mets fans like this lol

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That nymag article about ai is terrifying, but so is the fact that my coworker just called me to listen as she typed a question into chat gpt and read the response out loud so she could send our boss an email.

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Oh. Today is a Bad Day.

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Stressed because I think I really need to get a mole checked out

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Patrick Schwarzenegger, stay away from the American Psycho movie. That’s not for you.

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I have watched this episode literally hundreds of times and yes we are all at Anthony’s mercy. And we have been for years.

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Gerrit Cole “pretend pitching” every night before bed is so absolutely on brand. I miss him.

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Sinners was awesome.

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Like. Do we go denim and diamonds? Tequila sunrise? White lotus? Garden party? What is the winner that I’m missing?

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I will continue to hold a personal grudge against Bob Baffert until the end of time for him taking my pen at a meet and greet event and signing for someone else and not me (I was probably 12). Fuuuuuck you.

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I love Max Fried.

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My mom gave us no suggestions for Mother’s Day so we are just surprising her with dinner plans. All she wants to know is a dress code. What’s a fun one (but realistic) that we could tell her?

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I procrastinate everything but somehow still managed to get my Real ID back in like October 2019???

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My dad was very clearly in my dream last night. It had been awhile.

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I accidentally let go of my seatbelt this morning too quickly before it fully buckled and it boomeranged back and nailed me square on my right browbone. Fucking hurts still.

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What’s the likelihood at this point of Jordon’s name being floated for national security advisor

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They’ve still got their fastball when they feel like it

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What the fuck happened at PNC Park tonight

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Soto flying out to Grish to end the game is just… of course.

NJ Transit striking on the eve of NYY/NYM subway series and a Knicks/Celtics game 6 would absolutely happen and is going to piss off absolutely everybody

On brand for me that the NFL schedule release is how I realized that thanksgiving is on my dad’s birthday this year

Why do I have anxiety now for texts? I am just keeping them unread and piling up and can’t bring myself to read through. 🫠

wtf do I wear to a dive bar engagement party

I don’t think anything else makes me genuinely happier than when Vincent lets out a little sigh in his sleep and stretches as he rolls over onto his back. Belly up and not a care in the world.

If you were looking to find men not at a bar, right now they’re all in the Mother’s Day card aisle.

So I suppose there’s a chance the new pope is aware of the hold steady and has listened to separation sunday?

Ummmmm does @strictscrutiny.bsky.social know that a miracle gro commercial references a spicy martharita? From Martha Stewart herself?

I think if my boyfriend’s employer had to release a public statement to say that no, actually I was not banned from the premises, I would simply die of embarassment.

I need to know what the streaming numbers are for Conclave this week

So Mets fans start saying crazy shit about Soto and he has a 2hr game? Why are Mets fans like this lol

That nymag article about ai is terrifying, but so is the fact that my coworker just called me to listen as she typed a question into chat gpt and read the response out loud so she could send our boss an email.

Oh. Today is a Bad Day.

Stressed because I think I really need to get a mole checked out

Patrick Schwarzenegger, stay away from the American Psycho movie. That’s not for you.

I have watched this episode literally hundreds of times and yes we are all at Anthony’s mercy. And we have been for years.

Gerrit Cole “pretend pitching” every night before bed is so absolutely on brand. I miss him.

Sinners was awesome.

Like. Do we go denim and diamonds? Tequila sunrise? White lotus? Garden party? What is the winner that I’m missing?

I will continue to hold a personal grudge against Bob Baffert until the end of time for him taking my pen at a meet and greet event and signing for someone else and not me (I was probably 12). Fuuuuuck you.

I love Max Fried.

My mom gave us no suggestions for Mother’s Day so we are just surprising her with dinner plans. All she wants to know is a dress code. What’s a fun one (but realistic) that we could tell her?

I procrastinate everything but somehow still managed to get my Real ID back in like October 2019???

My dad was very clearly in my dream last night. It had been awhile.

I accidentally let go of my seatbelt this morning too quickly before it fully buckled and it boomeranged back and nailed me square on my right browbone. Fucking hurts still.

What’s the likelihood at this point of Jordon’s name being floated for national security advisor

They’ve still got their fastball when they feel like it

What the fuck happened at PNC Park tonight

“I’ve been banned from pretty much every dating app known to man” the way I gasped so many times during this week’s The Rehearsal episode

We all have a crush on Max Fried, right?

Bro what was that interview with Bellichick

Now that I know how to make babka, it’s over for you bitches.

Fucking Tuesday’s.

Why am I so emotional today? Blehhhhh