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I love Max Fried.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Paul Skenes, baby, come to NY and let’s get you some run support.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Well, now that it’s humid af and hot, I truly don’t know what to wear later.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

In retrospect it was probably a wash that NJ transit wasn’t running last night. Nobody was gonna be able to get in or out of Penn station anyway after that game 🤣😭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Soto flying out to Grish to end the game is just… of course.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

NJ Transit striking on the eve of NYY/NYM subway series and a Knicks/Celtics game 6 would absolutely happen and is going to piss off absolutely everybody

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

On brand for me that the NFL schedule release is how I realized that thanksgiving is on my dad’s birthday this year

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I have anxiety now for texts? I am just keeping them unread and piling up and can’t bring myself to read through. 🫠

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

wtf do I wear to a dive bar engagement party

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t think anything else makes me genuinely happier than when Vincent lets out a little sigh in his sleep and stretches as he rolls over onto his back. Belly up and not a care in the world.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If you were looking to find men not at a bar, right now they’re all in the Mother’s Day card aisle.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So I suppose there’s a chance the new pope is aware of the hold steady and has listened to separation sunday?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Ummmmm does @strictscrutiny.bsky.social know that a miracle gro commercial references a spicy martharita? From Martha Stewart herself?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I think if my boyfriend’s employer had to release a public statement to say that no, actually I was not banned from the premises, I would simply die of embarassment.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I need to know what the streaming numbers are for Conclave this week

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

So Mets fans start saying crazy shit about Soto and he has a 2hr game? Why are Mets fans like this lol

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

That nymag article about ai is terrifying, but so is the fact that my coworker just called me to listen as she typed a question into chat gpt and read the response out loud so she could send our boss an email.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Oh. Today is a Bad Day.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Stressed because I think I really need to get a mole checked out

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Patrick Schwarzenegger, stay away from the American Psycho movie. That’s not for you.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I have watched this episode literally hundreds of times and yes we are all at Anthony’s mercy. And we have been for years.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Gerrit Cole “pretend pitching” every night before bed is so absolutely on brand. I miss him.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Sinners was awesome.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Like. Do we go denim and diamonds? Tequila sunrise? White lotus? Garden party? What is the winner that I’m missing?

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

I will continue to hold a personal grudge against Bob Baffert until the end of time for him taking my pen at a meet and greet event and signing for someone else and not me (I was probably 12). Fuuuuuck you.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I love Max Fried.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My mom gave us no suggestions for Mother’s Day so we are just surprising her with dinner plans. All she wants to know is a dress code. What’s a fun one (but realistic) that we could tell her?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I procrastinate everything but somehow still managed to get my Real ID back in like October 2019???

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My dad was very clearly in my dream last night. It had been awhile.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally let go of my seatbelt this morning too quickly before it fully buckled and it boomeranged back and nailed me square on my right browbone. Fucking hurts still.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

What’s the likelihood at this point of Jordon’s name being floated for national security advisor

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

They’ve still got their fastball when they feel like it

submitted 17 days ago • 50 comments

What the fuck happened at PNC Park tonight

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

“I’ve been banned from pretty much every dating app known to man” the way I gasped so many times during this week’s The Rehearsal episode

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

We all have a crush on Max Fried, right?

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments