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stalklegs.bsky.social
Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager.
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Anyone else finding the app crashes if you try to post a link?

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Who can believe this creature lives with me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This app is free

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This app is free

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

My cleaner keeps moving things so they’re symmetrical, and I’m thinking about writing into a problem page for advice on how to stop it.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Who the fuck is Georgia and how is he getting away with this?

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

There’s no feeling quite like waking up in a blood bath.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve finally worked out what the Dubai chocolate reminds me of. It’s thorntons alpini. A million pounds cheaper and readily available.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Do you put your pants on like a siren or a monkey?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is a return to our halcyon days, me and @flups.bsky.social in the poke, side by side, being hilarious.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

It’s been a long time since any billionaires have sunk.

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Who the fuck is Georgia and how is he getting away with this?

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Rose West had murdered 10 women by the age of 40. Never give up on your dreams.

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

I’m being neglected

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Is that song about defying gravity, by wonderbra?

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Be yourself. As long as yourself is the right level of chatty for people to feel comfortable in constant conversation, fun enough to party all night and be a bit “crazy”. Your whole self. In a socially appealing way.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

What I can’t understand is, why billionaire men can’t afford socks.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’ll never stop laughing at this

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

30 seconds of Eric, chilled puss.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

It’s going to be a stressful summer for anyone who’s hidden a body in a reservoir.

submitted 22 days ago • 21 comments

I’ve just sorted out the hangers at the bottom of my wardrobe and I’ve never hated myself more.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

My life is pottering around the house, listening to 8 paws of war going on around me.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments