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Sweet and fortified. Carpet of coriander. The dowager. https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1P55AA8SBNMRC?ref=cm_sw_wa_r_un_un_W6jsmKfXr2KZN
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IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

You are a sweetie, thank you so much for my gifts @daisyshylass.bsky.social!!!

I’ve built 3 wardrobes this weekend. A treble one and 2 doubles. I started putting things away and it’s clear I haven’t got enough room. I have slightly terrified myself.

Has anyone got a working Joanie clothing discount?

Blokes on social media on their way to offer women unsolicited advice

Jill Scott could write a great song about mansplainers

I think gilead is starting.

@tedmaul.bsky.social bloody hell, you took your time to find me 😂

Blokes on social media on their way to offer women unsolicited advice

One thing I will say for the internet is that I saw someone cooking the eggs for egg mayo by breaking them into a bag and poaching them in a bag, and I think THAT is an excellent idea.

Am I the only person who sees all these people sharing their meals on the internet, and thinks that portion sizes are out of control? People seem to eat crazy amounts of food to me.

Toe patrol

I think I’m a bit miserable. That is all.

When they study this period in time, they’ll be going on about our long hemlines. Come on, some of us are undersized, stop making us wear Victorian skirts.

I’m a genius. Here’s my wishlist, it’s my birthday on Tuesday. FYI. No reason. www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

Came upstairs to tidy stuff up and now I’m trapped

Smouldering tempter #caturday

Getting pegged

Swallow the science

If Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files, then this is a real life alien versus predator.

I’m a genius. Here’s my wishlist, it’s my birthday on Tuesday. FYI. No reason. www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/...

Isn’t it sad that I can’t share my Wishlist and I’m having a lonely birthday next week. I can’t even grift because bluesky isn’t Twitter and doesn’t work.

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It's just coincidence that there are offers on popcorn right?

The public meltdown happening between the world’s richest man 🙄 and the President of the United States 🙄🙄 once again begs the age-old question: are men simply too emotional to be in positions of power?