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Starfleet Humanoid Resources at your service. Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
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#Gpeg

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// Nazi Twitter is still a nice place I see...

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The original Lower Decks

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HR to Holodeck maintenance; I was playing the new Western program. What does it mean, when it ends with "Congratulations, you got the broom closet ending"?

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When I said I hoped they'd clear up that temporal anomaly in Carbo Bay 3, I didn't mean MOVE IT TO CARBO BAY 2.

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// I thought that in MAGA land removing statues were destroying history, but apparently that is only when it is statues celebrating those who faugh and murdered fellow Americans to preserve slavery.

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Mom!!!!!! THE ONION IS DOING REAL NEWS AGAIN!!!!!

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“Nac Mac Feegle! The Wee Free Men! Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again!” ― Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men

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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

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Due to reason events, whipped cream will no longer be available for replication, unless it is part of a dish. Please direct any questions or complaints to Commander Riker.

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

// I knew, he reminded me of someone...

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Me: Which universe is this? Computer: You already know the answer

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*looking at the huge act of riker case load* But whose hell?

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Dear @bsky.app, Choice is important but accessibility too. Your "Require alt text before posting" option could be an opt out option. Like that, and with a link to a support article to explain how to write alt text, you could transform this setting as the norm and not just an option...

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Me: Computer show me a hero from the 21st century. ♥️

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