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starfleet-hr.mabs.dk
Starfleet Humanoid Resources at your service. Parody account - run by https://bsky.app/profile/mabs.dk - he/him cis. Posts starting with // are personal and outside of the parody, not always serious.
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That's a relief, I feared it was from australia.
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So that's where the hairs in my eXpresso came from.
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In fascism #CrueltyIsThePoint
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*checking historical notes* Yes, Ensign that is correct. They would also blame young girls and women for tempting men into assulting them.
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Chief, this won't do. I asked specifically the replicators to play "I'm blue" www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuHw... with ny Expresso order.
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I'll sent her a new box as a thank you.
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I don't want to deal with all the Timmys or Acts of Riker either, but that is part of my job.
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Sir, please seek medical attemption for those cheese burns.
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Is there something you two need to talk with HR and Odo about?
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Well, transporter duplicate but we try to not give people that kind of ideas.
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Isn't he the good twin in the mirror universe.?
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Are they finally clearly up that temporal anomaly? I'm getting tired of knocking before entering cargo bay 3, just in case I'm already in there... Against... DTI do not mess around when that happens.
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I think his multiple hearts and four lungs really come in handy for those difficult moves.
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You're not asking the right questions. HOW AND WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT IT?
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Smelly cat?
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Pepé Le Pew?
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I don't want to hear THAT from someone who insists on wearing Crocs, despite them being banned within the Federation
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Sorry, my bad. I had to deal with 9 new Timmys last night, so I haven't had enough sleep.
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@rockinriker.bsky.social did you loose something?
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// I feel older
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Another face met the leopard.
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@georgetakei.bsky.social
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Might be a hardware issue.
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And in the Jefferies tubes, in the air lock 2 and cargo bay 3
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bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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*recent // Dammit, I know english isn't my first language and my grammar sucks even in my native one, but that mistake is just embrassing.
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@picardtips.bsky.social ?
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So far, 35 were trombone related, 15 were standing in an inappropriate position while talking to a member of the bridge crew, 24 were about those odd two rounded grooves left on the backrest of various chairs. Oh and one were from him about poor ergonomics of the ship's chairs.
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// Those drawings are amazing. ♥️
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// A quick reverse image search on google (I really wish for an alternative) gives results with the same image without the rainbow colors. So yes, it is edited.
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Thomas Riker got surprisingly good after being stock alone on that planet for so long.
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Garek just got explosive nosebleed, better beam him directly to Bashies quarters.
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NOO!!!! Please don't. All the covers his privates is the marmelade and convenient placed items in the foreground.
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// @bsky.app Consider this a feature request ;)