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Just so we're clear was it not a crisis when it was the other way around?

submitted 118 days ago • 191 comments

Tryin' to imagine makin' a billion dollars scribblin' about baby wizards and whatnot, then sittin' in my castle, rage-tweetin' at trans people all day. Guuurl you won at life. It's cool to just sign out and take everyone your ass has ever known to Wingstop.

submitted 133 days ago • 44 comments

i sent an email to DOGE and suggested replacing the entire Department of Defense with Warhammer 40,000 miniatures but they actually did the math and it turns out that would be much more expensive

submitted 156 days ago • 125 comments

me: you boy what day is it today? boy: nonces shout out of the window day. me: oof you’ve absolutely done me there.

submitted 185 days ago • 17 comments