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The first rule of Fredo club is to talk about Fredo club frequently, to everyone you know

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Birdseed is my comfort food

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I ran for NYC mayor once

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Cuomo conceded!

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#makeaterriblecomicday My entry! It’s a true story.

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happy #makeaterriblecomicday !! #lifeisstrange #pricefield

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you want a #makeaterriblecomicday? oh i'll SHOW you a #makeaterriblecomicday

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There are no little free libraries in foxholes

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Look upon my pinned post, ye mighty, and despair!

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Another day, another old movie in which all principal actors are dead. Today it’s The Gold Diggers of 1933!

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Hope to see “In Memoriam” on your Letterboxd profile soon

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I hope to exercise my Third Amendment right some day…

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Guys I need to know this soon

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

…I’m starting to think y’all don’t comprehensively revisit, analyze, and catalogue everything about the movies and television shows y’all watch.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Predictably, many politicians are not upset at Trump bombing Iran. They’re upset he didn’t ask them politely before they let him do it.

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Centuries from now my tweets will be rediscovered and over the millennia I will come to be venerated as a god, like Imhotep

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Imagine the climbing and jumping I could do on Barsoom Probably not a lot of decent foraging though

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Can squirrels sell plasma

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

wait for the punchline

submitted 6 days ago • 12 comments

For anyone wondering, this is basically the average post on Threads

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

He's not wrong and I'm not even certain that this isn't the best angle to adopt, but a piece of my soul dies every time reversing the eradication of trans humanity has to be sold as being a tertiary benefit to protecting groups that actually matter.

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Well, time to finally learn how to draw

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Exploding people with the latest killer app

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I will never skip the contestant interviews on Jeopardy! Those brave souls deserve our respect.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

(line cook Truman show) behind you. And in case I’m not behind you forever in front of you and next to you too

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Seen this with other games recently too - it’s understandable people would attribute potential origins to what they’re familiar with, but we NEED human youth to understand and appreciate sound effect libraries

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Dog name idea: Jombrey

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Where do I sign up to be a Jody?

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“What’s today?” might be the #1 unemployed question

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I’d be less prone to humiliation if I phased “thrice” out of my vocabulary

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