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Fuck those hater-bait posts. Show me that weird game no one played that you love. Breakdown felt like a fever dream. You start the game a Shoot Gunman running into unkillable punchgoons until you learn the secret of being the TOP punchgoon. You do everything in first person including eating candy.

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Operator, get me the Wichita office! beeeeeeeeep

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Anyone need to make a call?

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I didn’t sleep well last night, to the point where I had a dream I wasn’t sleeping well

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The first rule of Fredo club is to talk about Fredo club frequently, to everyone you know

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Birdseed is my comfort food

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I ran for NYC mayor once

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Cuomo conceded!

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#makeaterriblecomicday My entry! It’s a true story.

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happy #makeaterriblecomicday !! #lifeisstrange #pricefield

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

you want a #makeaterriblecomicday? oh i'll SHOW you a #makeaterriblecomicday

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

There are no little free libraries in foxholes

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Look upon my pinned post, ye mighty, and despair!

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Another day, another old movie in which all principal actors are dead. Today it’s The Gold Diggers of 1933!

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Hope to see “In Memoriam” on your Letterboxd profile soon

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I hope to exercise my Third Amendment right some day…

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Guys I need to know this soon

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

…I’m starting to think y’all don’t comprehensively revisit, analyze, and catalogue everything about the movies and television shows y’all watch.

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Predictably, many politicians are not upset at Trump bombing Iran. They’re upset he didn’t ask them politely before they let him do it.

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Centuries from now my tweets will be rediscovered and over the millennia I will come to be venerated as a god, like Imhotep

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Imagine the climbing and jumping I could do on Barsoom Probably not a lot of decent foraging though

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Can squirrels sell plasma

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

wait for the punchline

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

For anyone wondering, this is basically the average post on Threads

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He's not wrong and I'm not even certain that this isn't the best angle to adopt, but a piece of my soul dies every time reversing the eradication of trans humanity has to be sold as being a tertiary benefit to protecting groups that actually matter.

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Well, time to finally learn how to draw

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Exploding people with the latest killer app

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I will never skip the contestant interviews on Jeopardy! Those brave souls deserve our respect.

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