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"Dude, where's my uranium!"

speaking of remembering great summer tweets, this Jacob Bacharach one will rattle around in my head forever

Guilty as charged.

It's Steve Staunton at USA '94 warm today 🥵

Baseball player tries out a cricket bat. youtu.be/rYiybyiJ4w8?...

Absolute gibbering nonsense. You can’t only do the best research. You don’t know which research is going to be the best until it’s done. That’s literally what research is.

As part of my new book on the Kennedy assassination, I’m writing a “Where were you?” chapter. I’m after interesting stories from people about what they were doing when they heard about the assassination. Reply here or DM me. I realise most of you are ineligible, due to age, so RTs appreciated.

The pump don’t work, ‘cause the vandals took the handles

spotify is like "we’re all trying to figure out who exacerbated the mental health crisis amongst working musicians over the last decade"

Desperate attempt by DAZN commentator to ramp up the tension as the camera inconveniently pans around a mostly empty stadium. "The energy is building...You don't get <this> every weekend in Europe, do you, Michael Brown?" Nope. People usually turn up to our games.

Wake up kids, Nigel Blackwell just released a new song about complete bellends! open.spotify.com/track/2nrYYW...

Andor Characters and Their Counterparts in ‘Allo ‘Allo 1. Dedra Meero and Private Helga Geerhart.

Tremendous stuff on Reddit

Not so long ago we Paid 35m for Andy Carroll. Another 30m for Adam and Downing, to help Caroll. Wrote them all off. Then spent another 30m on Christian fecking Benteke. So I'm fine with today.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1555

‘He’s just accused the President of being in the Epstein Files’ ‘It’s a bold strategy, Cotton - let’s see if it pays off for him’

Christian Pornographer Refuses To Film Sex Tape For Gay Couple theonion.com/christi...

I listened to a thing about ITV’s daytime cutbacks where someone said they might be reduced to showing old films during the day again and this was said as if it was a bad thing

YOUR. MOMENT. OF. ZEN.

If you've ever marvelled at the vaulted Victorian subterranea of Liverpool's Williamson tunnels you have The Heritage Centre to thank. Unfortunately, it will be closing for good on June 1st if they can't raise £12k. Here's how you can help www.gofundme.com/f/adcnrn-sav...

Lots of Bluesky vs Twitter chat today, so let me just point out that Bluesky is not currently awash with accounts trying to monetise and weaponise footage of a horrific incident in Liverpool, nor indeed is it full of deliberate disinformation about that incident. So that's something.

I appeal to people not to try and use the terrible situation in Water Street to spread racist filth about religion and immigration. The driver was white and British and has been detained by the police. #Liverpool #LFC #YNWA

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.

What I've realised watching Eurovision this year is that – across Europe – this might actually be the most influential album of the last 30 years.

When the gaffers holiday video goes viral. 😂 #LFC

If the B-52s were Briitish

greens.scot/LochLomond?s...

Did Kate Bush have a Wogan season ticket? #BBC4

New Half Man Half Biscuit song "Horror Clowns are Dickheads" on YouTube. youtu.be/p6me60Tdm2g?... Do repost! #HMHB

After due consideration, having weighed up the relevant evidence, assessed the balance of arguments and gamed the likely implications, I have reached the conclusion that Keir Starmer can fuck off from a great height.

I see we’re still doing “these are just politically expedient lies designed to win an election (that is four years away)”, as if that was not extremely bad in itself, before we get onto their content.

It’s Cup Final month and there’s no less appropriate or scientifically responsible illustration of the gap in life expectancy between England and Scotland in that the earliest Cup Finals in which all players who played are still alive is 1980 in England and 1990 in Scotland.

Every interview with Yvette Cooper

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

I'm hearing he's a catholic, Chris