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Top pic screams raw authoritarian power. Bottom one looks like a “perade” thrown by drunk uncles on the shoulder of I-95. Not strength just sunburnt boomers in folding chairs jerking off to flags dreaming of coups while chewing hot dogs and screaming about freedom they don’t understand.
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That cop was out there screeching “he touched me” like a cracked-out drama queen in riot gear. You got armor, weapons, and backup but cry on live TV like someone snatched your wig. If a mic rattles you that bad, ditch the badge and go sell dildos next to the lava lamps at Spencer’s.
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That “perade” was one wet fart away from a MAGA Slip ‘N Slide. Low-energy losers in camo, fake medals, and limp flags. It looked like a Nazi yard sale fucked a Spirit Halloween.
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#RealDonaldTrump Someone tell this bloated fascist spelling bee reject that parades don’t cleanse dictatorships with downpours. They just leave his fake tan dripping down the street while democracy drowns in bullshit.
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When I see her face I want to grab a holy book, a barf bag, and a lie detector.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene is a shrieking sack of racist dumbfuckery wrapped in Botox and Bible quotes. She talks like she swallowed a conspiracy podcast and shits out tantrums on the House floor. She ain’t a congresswoman. She’s a QAnon queef with a gavel fetish.
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Those douchebags stormed the Capitol in a tantrum, smeared shit, waved loser flags, and screamed about freedom while trying to kill democracy. If that wasn’t a dealbreaker, they’re not patriotic. They’re just dumbasses in denial with traitor juice in their veins.
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You clapped when ICE dragged out kids by their fucking hair. Thought your Cuban ass had MAGA immunity? Bitch, you were just next on the list. No pity. You sucked fascist dick and now you’re choking on it. Rot in the same cage you cheered for.
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Lmao
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You’re more likely to get a Bible-signed dildo from Trump than a $5,000 DOGE check.
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Can I get an amen? Because these two messy bitches don’t need therapy - they need exorcisms. Trump and Elon, go fuck yourselves so hard, the devil files a restraining order.
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Elon and Trump didn’t just break up, they detonated. One called out Epstein receipts, the other nuked the subsidies. Now it’s two bloated egos rage-fucking each other’s reputations on the main stage, while their cults cry into Confederate flags and crypto losses.
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Lmao
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Haha
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Let the demons fight. When evil turns on itself, we don’t intervene, we reload. Let ‘em bleed each other dry, then the people take out whoever’s still twitching. Cleansing by cannibalism.
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#ElonMusk #TACO #RealDonaldTrump And lo, the beast emerged from gold and fire, bearing the name of false prophets and burning Teslas. Revelation: MAGA Edition.
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#ElonMusk #RealDonaldTrump They burned it all down, and now they’re choking on the smoke. Hell has room for both.
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Their bromance collapsed faster than a Tesla on autopilot. Now Trump’s torching Elon’s subsidies like a broke ex who just found out his crypto daddy’s been faking it. Pass the popcorn, Space Karen’s getting evicted from the gravy train. #ElonMusk #RealDonaldTrump #TACO
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#RealDonaldTrump Whole world was laughing? They still are, dumbass. You waddling around like a constipated goose, spewing word salad like you deep-throated a thesaurus and forgot to chew.
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Stephen Miller is the kind of soulless creep who probably gets hard counting detention beds. Shiny-headed fuckwad threatening ICE like it’s not sadistic enough already. This isn’t about law. It’s about feeding his tiny fascist ego one brown body at a time. Fuck this goblin.
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#BryanJFisher If God was so pressed about it, you’d think he’d shut off the rainbow factory. But nah, he’s still blasting them across the sky like a divine pride flag. Maybe he’s not mad. Maybe he’s just not a bigoted dumbass like you, Bryan.
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When Bernie’s quoting Elon to make a moral point, you know we’ve hit rock bottom and started digging. If the billionaire bloodsucker and the socialist sage agree it’s a “disgusting abomination,” then congratulations America, both ends of the spectrum just screamed we’re beyond fucked.
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#ElonMusk Elon Musk bitching about a “pork-filled” bill is like a hooker complaining about STDs after raw-dogging taxpayers for years. Your empire’s been funded by public cash, you greedy, dick-snorting, space-fetish parasite. Shut the fuck up and choke on the pork you swallowed.
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BBB – Big Bitch Baby. If Trump took a shit while watching himself on TV, this is what would crawl out.
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#RealDonaldTrump That’s the demonic mating call of a bloated cheeto who jerks off to Ivanka’s baby photos and executive privilege.
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Joni Ernst looking like a cornfield witch with a Jesus bumper sticker and a heart full of spite. She cuts aid with a smirk and calls it faith. Starving kids? God’s plan. Dying seniors? God’s will. Bitch prays with one hand and strangles the poor with the other while moaning amen.
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#ElonMusk Fuck you, Elon. You cumbrained ghoul in a cosplay spacesuit. Every cost saving cut pisses on the starving, the sick, the silenced clawing for help while you stroke your ego with one hand and doomscroll with the other. You’re a dick wart on humanity’s last nerve. Choke on your empire.
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#RealDonaldTrump Taco wants $25M for a bruised ego? Please. The man dished out more damage than a Taco Bell combo at 2 a.m. Except we didn’t get a cheesy gordita, we got four years of flaming bullshit and constitutional diarrhea. Where’s our check?
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This cryptkeeper-ass church ghoul out here preaching death like it’s a coupon for salvation, dragging in the Tooth Fairy like they tag-team souls. Bitch, shut that corpse trap. No one asked for a sermon from the Dollar Tree demon of delusion.
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Elon looks like he beta-tested charisma and forgot to install the update. The other one’s haircut screams “I Googled ‘CEO hair’ and did it myself with office scissors.”
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#RealDonaldTrump Well twist my tits and call me tariff daddy. This bloated buffoon thinks he cracked China like a pecan, then whimpers when they shove that “deal” right back up his oversized orange ass. Mr. Nice Guy? He’s a gullible sack of fermented gas with brain fog and shit for spine.
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#ElonMusk Oh look, Elon dipped after the looting spree, like a rat hopping off the yacht he helped steer into the iceberg. Spare us the dramatic exit, Elon. You rode shotgun through the shitshow, sucked up the perks, and now you’re clutching your pearls over a spending bill?
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@Leavitt - Plumbing is essential. So is not sounding like a fascist Barbie choking on a Tucker Carlson script. You look like a taxidermy Ivanka stuffed with hate and dry shampoo. Mocking queer grads won’t fix your fried hair, your fake smile, or the rot leaking from your empty little Stepford skull.
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Q Shaman spent years tonguing Trump’s boots, barking on cue, and now he’s clutching his pearls because the cult turned rabid? Sweetie, you rode the crazy train bare assed into treason town. Don’t cry victim now. Pucker up and take your loyalty beating like the deranged groupie you are.
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@RealDonaldTrump aka #OrangeDildo “Thank your for your attention”? Sit down, typo tyrant. You’re barking orders at Apple like a dictator in a diaper while writing like you failed 3rd grade English. Fix your grammar before you fix global trade, you crusty orange clown.
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Shit we can’t have in America: common fucking sense, more than 5 shitty pencils, free speech unless you’re sucking billionaire dick, dignity, respect, or a goddamn brain that isn’t rotting from lies and ass-kissing
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Exactly. This crusty orange dildo really stood there and said cutting food aid means more food for everyone like starving families summon discount produce. Bitch, what? Yank that filthy lie-dripping dildo out your mouth and gag on reality cause I don’t believe a thing that comes from a plastic prick
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@ElonMusk - You’re not hated for donating to Republicans. You’re hated because you bankroll fascism, amplify Nazis, and piss gasoline on democracy. You’re not a disruptor, you’re a malignant tumor on society. The world won’t heal until you’re erased from its bloodstream.