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For those in need of a smile, a reminder that one 19th-century name for a penguin was ‘arsefoot’.

#CountryishWeek Sunday youtu.be/2xkqpj5D1fg?...

Wordle 1,457 2/6 🟨🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩😮

✨ Remembering Rory Gallagher ✨ March 2, 1948 ---- June 14, 1995✨ 🎸🩸🫀♦️🏮🔥🇮🇪☀️☄️

#YouShouldKnowByNowThat it's Fish on Friday , shoes are never brown in town & Trump's a C...

🚨IT’S NOT TOO LATE for the government to change course. Keir Starmer is being advised to urgently pause the Government's plans to cut disability & health benefits by Parliament's work & pensions committee who say they should not go ahead without a comprehensive impact assessment Contact your MP,NOW

79 years ago, Mary Anne Trump unknowingly destroyed the world by failing to have a wank. A real sliding doors moment…

#SummerDrinksInASongOrMovie Last Tango in Paris🤦‍♂️

#SummerDrinksInASongOrMovie Tizer Laura Mars🤦‍♂️

#SummerDrinksInASongOrMovie Coke on the water🤦‍♂️

#SummerDrinksInASongOrMovie Anything by Cola Shaker🤦‍♂️

#SummerDrinksInASongOrMovie When worlds Kool aid🤦‍♂️

#TrumpSoWeakThat paper bags laugh at him🤦‍♂️

#CountryishWeek Saturday youtu.be/wYBaSvR2R0o?...

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Private Eye nails it

#ReasonsToBeSceptical Part Three

#ReasonsToBeSceptical 🤔

#IncludeChillThreatSteep Chill Threat starring Meryl Steep is on of my all time favourite misheard movie titles🤦‍♂️

It’s time for #Include3Words! Today’s tag is: #IncludeChillThreatSteep Write an original post that includes all 3 of these words in some form: 1. chill 2. threat 3. steep Make a joke, set a scene for a story, write a poem – anything you like! Have fun with it! #HashtagGame

#IncludeChillThreatSteep I was going to see Chill Threat but the ticket price was too steep for me🤦‍♂️

#WhenToBlameSomeoneElse never.

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie Frank Breadbin of Police squad🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie The broiled Tenenbaums 🤦‍♂️ Life is a rollertoaster🤦‍♂️ Full Kettle Jacket🤦‍♂️ Peter's Pan🤦‍♂️

#AKitchenInASongOrMovie Fry day on my mind🤦‍♂️ Summer oven had me a blast🤦‍♂️ Home on the range🤦‍♂️ For whom the bell ping's🤦‍♂️ Stew gotta know🤦‍♂️ The grilling of Georgie🤦‍♂️

Ways to accept a cup of tea 1. “Only if you're having one” 2. <check watch> “Go on then” 3. “I wouldn’t say no” 4. “Ooh yes please” 5. “I’m gasping” 6. “You read my mind” 7. Respond to “tea?” by saying “tea” 8. “I’ll make it” 9. “Best idea you’ve had all day” 10. Stating milk/sugar preference

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face—forever.": George Orwell 1984

#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary DERAIL: Expensive beer.

#CountryishWeek Friday youtu.be/rkZn7fAQ1UU?...