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Solo parent of young daughter attempting to make sense of UK after 15 years living and working in Hanoi. For the many (and #NUFC) Works Newcastle, lives Hexham. "...we leave here as fucking legends." - Bruno Guimarães, 2025.
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Commentator says Harvey Elliott is "in and around the Liverpool squad". "Always makes himself available to the manager". As opposed to what? Booking day trips on match days? Not answering calls? Binge watching Netflix at weekends?

And there's the inevitable result of the loophole not being closed...

#nufc

Channels that are apps on digital tellies that give you a selection of all the things that you can watch ....EXCEPT THE THING THAT'S ON RIGHT NOW WHICH THEY HIDE ON SOME OBSCURE LINK 😡😤🤬

Asking Gemini what will happen next week in the #NUFC transfer market is better than most clickbait outlets

I'm always amazed at the number of not sports journalists who talk like they are one. You're not reporting an update. You just read it on social like we all did. #nufc

Just saw a "we've got blood money so we should be breaking our wage structure" post. Easy block. #nufc

When you ask Dan Burn and Sean Longstaff if they've got their boots on ready for the warm up. #nufc

We've gone from evil #NUFC with no ceiling and poor Liverpool who can't afford to keep up.... ...to "there's no way they can pay him as much as us" as Liverpool consider making £100m+ signing Just a cosy little screen corner, socialist, steeped-in-tradition, sports conglomerate.

I say offer Forest £65m for Elanga. £45m cash and £20m Odysseas Vlachodimos Surely too good an offer to refuse? #NUFC

#nufc win silverware, CL finish, no suggestion that we won't spend absolutely up to the limit of our PSR, still 2 months of the transfer window left... but on the other hand @magicdarts has *checks notes* "a general feeling".

🤣 #nufc #mackemslayer

Rejoined Newcastle at 30 years after clawing his way up the leagues via Asda. We're watching a Newcastle United legend. It's worth taking a moment every now and again to remember that.

Imagine Jason Tindall in goalie gloves. He'll do. #MackemSlayer #nufc www.skysports.com/football/vid...

The Telegraph has managed to do a remarkable thing. Use a headline quote that - surprise! - doesn't actually appear anywhere in the article. The words "trigger" and "meltdown" are nowhere to be found. The Telegraph's obsession with net-zero - and its assault on journalism – continues apace...

Surprise person interacts with another surprise person to make surprise thing. Against modern journalism.

Burnley sign goalkeeper expected to (eventually) be their number 1. James Trafford to #NUFC? www.burnleyexpress.net/sport/footba...

"Salomon Rondon is too hot to handle for this Real Madrid defence." First Joselu. Now this. Wild. #nufc

Yesterday Eddie was wrong for not playing Osula and resting Isak more. Today Osula isn't good enough to understudy him. BlueSky thinking. #nufc