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stoo.bsky.social
metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting
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I *want* to feel excited about Elden Ring: Nightreign, but man, co-op just doesn't do it for me. Think I'll just have another crack at the DLC instead.

This is your reminder to pop your phone out of its case to clean out the bits that have got trapped under the edges.

anyone else heading up to sunny Scarborough for Fortress Festival this weekend?

cool glassware! @radiocitysocial.bsky.social

If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

incredible street food tandoori lamb chops and a pint of table beer at the local. excellent Saturday ❤️

@totalcurtis.bsky.social oh wow your day in Chester from your IG stories is literally my perfect itinerary there. lovely city which we're back at in a fortnight to visit @jonanamary.bsky.social 's folks, so very much looking forward to recreating your crawl (including the excellent Death by Tacos!)

Good. Kill the fucking industry Artists were here first

“RAIN! THAT’LL BE GOOD FOR THE GARDEN!” I cry, standing at the window, coughing back a little acid reflux as my lower back struggles to hold me upright. I have reached my ultimate form. I am middle aged.

After six years of script editing, development consulting and reading for film, television, games and the stage, I’ve finally decided to take my fate into my own hands and go freelance as a Script Editor and Consultant full-time. 🔥 www.harrynott.com 1/4

Chelmsford, you really do scrub up nicely when the sun's out in springtime. So lucky to have walks like this on my doorstep <3

Can you believe it’s halfway into this decade? What a dogshit decade

finally on gardening leave 🎉 feels good man

in the office for my final day (and admittedly for the first time in like 2 months) and nobody's bothered watering my poor plants in the meantime. RIP I guess 😥

trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app

i haven’t seen technology this forced on all of us in my life time. they’re trying to make it so we have no choice to use this shit

fuck yeah, Lou Koller beat cancer! ❤️ open.spotify.com/track/2fPBbw...

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

saying it again: the simplest conclusion about these people is they hate the very stuff of life, especially the things that have value such as experiences, connections, pride in your work, and love

fuck. tempting tbh

final full day of work here before gardening leave starts lads. can't wait ☀️😎

My theory on terminator 2 is that Arnold gave the thumbs up because the molten metal felt good like a bathtub

Fuck man. I'm just going to bed at this point. I'm gonna just go back to having everything on dvds and anything past that is dead to me. I'm so tired of this bullshit in every facet of my life

irl PowerWash Simulator always satisfying. messier than the game tbh

hell yeah new vinyl day 🤘❤️⚔️ excellent thrash for anyone that's not already checked it out and one of the best live bands out there at the moment

what do you even say at this point

Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon

Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this