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watching indycar

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let me know when the indy 500 practice coverage manages to stop gushing about how much they looooove them some ferrucci for 10-15 seconds

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*extreme Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery voice* I’ll take Men You 69 for $200

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FAST FACT: andretti is italian for "electrical issues" 🤌

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"Do it? Jon, I'm not a Republic Serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it thirty-five minutes ago."

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"whoa" - keanu 'geophysics neo' reeves www.youtube.com/watch?v=77ub...

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i bet if i buy more stellaris dlc i'll actually play it

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watching imsa

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for the very first time this year: ATTENTION AT THE RACE COURSE

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in AD 2025 May was beginning

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*inhales deeply of the pope smoke* id ad nihilum reducam id ad nihilum reducam id ad nihilum reducam id ad nihilum reducam id ad nihilum reducam *exhales naught but clear air* BEHOLD the first of many miracles

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hahahahhahahah holy shit derek daly:

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fuck you

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The ~*DaVaPiNgCaRdiNaL420*~ has been elected as pope. Tens of thousands have gathered in St. Peter's Square to witness the Holy Father zero it for the first time

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pacers imo

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i have invented a new conspiranoia: the purpose of holding the miami gp the same weekend as the kentucky derby is to keep the new money assholes away from the old money assholes

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just hooted and hollered at f1 for the first time in a long time

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barber motorsports park (beautiful facility) track layout looks like some sort of new sex toy that has wi-fi connectivity whether you want it or not what's up with that

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The broadcast has dedicated more time to Santino Ferrucci's charge from 13th to 18th than it has to Scott Dixon's run from 26th to 12th

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nevermind

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love a race where i don't have to hear about graham or top ramen (beyond townsend's contractual obligations) or some other asshole

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lol hell yeah will power get their asses #indycar

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how much longer does malukas have to square his ass away and start shitting the cap'n tiffany cuff links before he replaces him with lundgaard or the heir to the tapioca pudding fortune or something

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townsend finally got his shit together but when you think about a bestwick & hinch booth

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"the surgeon, mr. pefect as he's known" townsbell bell who in the fuck are you talking about

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saying "the e is in your miiiind" every time i see or hear indy nxt like meatwad in the athf space ghost episode www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxEy...

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may the fourth so it's me and the droids you're looking for smoking on those death sticks that'll make you see threepio

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Update: ow also i think i pulled a muscle in my ass which is at least extremely on brand for me

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LOOK AT THIS THING. BEHOLD IT.

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the kentucky derby may be decadent and depraved but it's also a perfect sporting event you're in and out in like two minutes and you don't have to think about it at all for a year

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looking forward to waking up on day 2 of "if you have any outdoor work that's going to take more than like 30 minutes get it done now because the rest of the month belongs to IMS" weekend my yard is at least 40% less embarrassing now, which is nice

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