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Having thoughts… about Ghoap meeting as Catholic schoolboys… and never being brave enough to go further than a single kiss before going home, being separated at the end of the year… and then meeting again years later… and having the most devotional, freak nasty sex any humans have ever had…

Get you a husband who

Happy Pride Month to everyone else who is also chronically ill and high risk and unable to participate in Pride Month festivities because folks won't mask. I see you. Your love is still valid. And to everyone else who can safely attend events this month, please mask up.

Turns out our son is a straight edge loser (catnip makes him anxious)

New #Ghoap fic featuring dog hybrid Soap and handler Ghost. 💀 🧼 ⚠️ NSFW, no major TW ⚠️ 🔗 below

Would y’all hunt me down in the streets if I said this was Phillip Graves coded? He has one (1) encounter with Poly141 and the next day he’s like “What, is no one monogamous anymore?? Soulmates are dead, this is why I’m alone” lol

Just saw a woman on tt GENUINELY say that she “wants to find another monogamous lesbian, but it feels like that doesn’t exist anymore” and I’m thinking she’s from a small town, maybe what little community she has is mostly poly— NYC. Brooklyn… sweetie poly people are NOT the reason you’re single 😭

gaz has never seen ghost’s face. when he walks in on soap and ghost, he teases soap about the mystery blonde man with tattoos for weeks— IN FRONT OF GHOST BTW, during meetings and missions until one day gaz catches a flash of blonde hair and a glimpse of familiar tattoos…

This is absolutely a message that Ghost sent to Soap at 2:39am btw. Price is contacted in less than a minute and he sends Ghost for a psych eval the next morning :)

Just got hit with a sudden overwhelming urge to learn how to play the theremin what if I lock myself away in a dungeon and dedicate the next 47 years of my life to that

Another reminder that I’ve started selling handmade crochet items!! Potholders, tea towels, hats and other wearables!! Hmu if you’re interested in commissioning something!! Support two struggling gays!! (Planning to set up a proper shop soon, just exploring Etsy alternatives for obvious reasons)

i managed to get a mermay piece in!!! aaaaaaa!!! friendly reminder that mer!soap has some wicked sharp teeth, & ghost is a brave man 🤩 #ghostsoap #soapghost #mermay #yeenart

Another reminder that I’ve started selling handmade crochet items!! Potholders, tea towels, hats and other wearables!! Hmu if you’re interested in commissioning something!! Support two struggling gays!! (Planning to set up a proper shop soon, just exploring Etsy alternatives for obvious reasons)

Do you think this is what Ghost’s asscheeks look like before Soap spreads them?

knot specific erectile dysfunction #softwrites #nikghost

Do you think this is what Ghost’s asscheeks look like before Soap spreads them?

A longer leave where Ghost finally falls for Soap, distance making the heart grow fonder Only for them to come back together for a mission, and Johnny introduces himself like it’s their first time meeting

Toxic #09Ghoap and Captain MacTavish who finally beds Riley even though he has a boyfriend back home. Asks him, growling in his ear as he fucks him, if his partner can make him feel like this. If he can reach all the places he can. -

Here it is! 12k words of eventual Poly141 angst with a happy ending archiveofourown.org/works/65783785

John “Soap” MacTavish after meeting his new Lieutenant in the SAS when the demons (homosexuality) start chasing him

T4T Ghoap frotting T4T Ghoap frotting and scissoring T4T Ghoap sharing a double ended dildo T4T Ghoap sharing a double ended dildo in the Amazon Position T4T Ghoap with whining crying Ghost and Soap moaning like a whore and praising him for taking it so well

strategically placed shell 🐚 ✧ #simonghostriley #cod

Spouse wants to know my blood type bc “no one else can give me blood, they have to single handedly save my life or they’ll end it all” BITCH you save my life EVERY DAY by EXISTING??? So keep DOING THAT and you’ve succeeded tf 🤨

And the DNA results have confirmed… @demontibbies.bsky.social … you… ARE THE FATHER

Everyone thinks the mask is all about anonymity, intimidation, that the pure-white facade of a skull, of Death Himself, hides a face disfigured after years of torture and fighting But Ghost is actually covering up all the tiny scratch marks from his cat making biscuits on his cheeks

Everyone thinks the mask is all about anonymity, intimidation, that the pure-white facade of a skull, of Death Himself, hides a face disfigured after years of torture and fighting But Ghost is actually covering up all the tiny scratch marks from his cat making biscuits on his cheeks

They’re obsessed with each other Ugh like get a room

Dads With The Cat They “Didn’t Want” (they were the one that dragged me to a shelter this morning even tho I was supposed to make some money first)