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Spoiler: it's you

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He just leaned in and said to the governor-general, "go Sens go"

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

We're waiting, ya bastard

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

If this was DC there would be guys here selling gyros and water and I would buy it

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

In an apparent mixup the King has been misdirected to the Senate Tavern on Clarence where he is expected to dine on deep fried cheese curds and a bottomless Pepsi

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Anybody got any questions for the King, I'll shout them out

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

submitted 1 day ago • 48 comments

Best place to catch King Charles during his visit is the 15 minute wait when he transfers from Line 4 to Line 2 coming from the airport.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

When can we air our grievances with the King? Because I want the McDonald's on Rideau to re-open

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

There are no bad days on the diamond

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Related: Jets vote to preserve spinning in a little circle then jabbing yourself in the eye with the football

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like the last Dwayne has already been born

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Halluci at the SAW

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Atletico Ottawa v Halifax ⚽ Vamos chicos de rayas

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sheffield Utd v Sunderland ⚽

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Napoli v Cagliari ⚽

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

These teams are so bad. The shittiness of this final will echo through the ages

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

There should be absolutely no stoppage time out of respect for the neutrals who are forced to watch this garbage

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Tottenham v Manchester Utd ⚽ Let's get this travesty of a final over with!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The 1930s truly was the golden age of sportswriting

submitted 9 days ago • 56 comments

NBA final four teams and their last championship: New York Knicks: 1973 Indiana Pacers: Never Minnesota Timberwolves: Never Oklahoma City Thunder: Never* * won in 1979 as Seattle SuperSonics but Thunder do not hang a banner nor claim this title as their own.

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

staying til the end of game 7 just to boo the team is insanity

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

The Leafs have put up a gutsy fight against an elite team and if they get booed off after going to seven then that is just an irredeemable fanbase

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Scheffler should go with a 7 iron here just for the hell of it

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Checking in on the Celtics between the Charge and the Leafs

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

First year in the PWHL playoffs, first year in the PWHL Finals.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 11 days ago • 14 comments

I Know What You Did Last Supper

submitted 12 days ago • 78 comments

Big takeaway from the NBA draft lottery was how many team logos are complete ass

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Looking forward to the basketball. Let's go Thundernuggets. What do you mean they're two different teams

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Today I lost money at poker to a 12-year old who proceeded to chirp me about it all night long and boy that's just a special feeling right there

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Yo creo que necesitan verlo.

submitted 17 days ago • 32 comments

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Coventry v Sunderland ⚽

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Vegas fans right now

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I am warming to the concept of a Toronto-Edmonton final which I think would be a fun collective event for these strange times

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Wait we have a player named Darkangelo? That is a dope ass name

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

This dude actually wrote an iconic piece of music and named it Training Montage open.spotify.com/track/5PKtqi...

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA STANDING AT 5' 9" ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE IT'S... POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

I have no Chicago jokes but when they pick a pope from Stittsville I'm gonna absolutely rip it up

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

submitted 19 days ago • 75 comments

It gives me great joy knowing that the new Chicago Pope watched a Tim Stützle OT winner

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments