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Amateur astronomer - Astronomy for Everyone show since 2009 https://www.youtube.com/c/astronomyforeveryone Writing a book. Have dogs. Tell jokes - I used to tell dad jokes. Sometimes he'd laugh. Something with computers for a living.
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I got called 'pretty' today! Well actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying". But I only focus on positive things. #joke

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I was going to drive my car home drunk but the bartender told me no it wasn't safe, take the bus. It turns out I wasn't able to drive that either. #joke

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I'm really getting into the Thanksgiving spirit. I've given the bird to lots of people in the last week or so. #joke

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A bachelor is a guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. #joke

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What is the religion of a woman who had a sex-change operation. A HeThen #joke

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Harry Potter yo momma jokes: Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. #joke

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Having to agree to 12 pages of terms and agreement to adjust your outdoor thermometer sensor feels like just a “bit” too much. 🤬 Plus you have to create an account. Damn thing is off by about 4 degrees though.

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Patient: “Doctor, everyone hates me.”
 Doctor: “Don’t be ridiculous. Not everyone has met you.”

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A man walks into a bar after the summer solstice and orders a quadruple vodka The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long day.” #joke

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Summer Solstice: the one day you can say “It’s going to be a long day” and no one can tell you you’re wrong. #joke

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Today is the summer solstice... I have a feeling it’s going to be a long day. #joke

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Solstice Greetings! It’s going to be a long Monday. #joke

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Why are there no Muslim Eskimos? Because when Ramadan comes during the Summer Solstice they all starve to death. #joke

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For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices. I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant. #joke

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Me: Ah, Friday, got up on time, ready to go, kids are on their way to school My dog: I frew up

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I watched a screener of this from PBS — it airs next week. Highly recommended. www.pbs.org/wnet/america...

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A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow: "Mind if I say a word?" She says: "Please do." The man clears his throat and says, "Bargain." The widow replies, "Thanks. That means a great deal." #joke

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Me: Congrats, when is the baby due? Pregnant Librarian: Oh, it's mine. I get to keep it. #joke

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Heard on TV: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum for their patients who chew gum. Clearly the 5th dentist is in cahoots with the sugar industry. #joke

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What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady". #joke

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Harry Potter yo momma jokes: Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss. #joke

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Thanks for reposting this, @annfinkbeiner.bsky.social. Note gift article link. Even if you think you hate the NYT, you should always read @carlzimmer.com.

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#StarTrek is #antifascist and always has been.

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“All warfare is based on deception. Oops, did I say warfare? I meant politics.” - Sun Tzu

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The at home assassination of a state lawmaker should be getting a bigger reaction from the President than someone throwing a rock at a Tesla dealership.

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I have to show my hands when offering food to my dogs… Otherwise they feel like I have better food behind my back. Nope, fluff balls, what is offered is what you get.

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What's wrong with the Golden Rule. Sorry again. We haven't been properly introduced. What should i call you? Surely you don't want me to call you Steve. #joke

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A cabinet installer was arrested! He was charged with counter fitting. #joke

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It must be hard for people learning to spell in English. For example, there is one silent K in "knight," four silent K's in "knickknack," and three silent K's in "Republican." #joke (An older joke. The k's aren't so silent these days.)

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The world's most popular wine is "I don't like brussel sprouts". #joke

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Harry Potter yo momma jokes: Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham! #joke

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Weather report: Showers in the Vicinity. So this is a report good for tired long haul truckers?

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