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sumguy.bsky.social
There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't. Accountant, rocket scientist, former corporate spy. Excel guru and steel bike aficionado.
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Oh hell yes, they got a longtime private equity guy to review my book! He hated it! Do you want to be cool and preorder BAD COMPANY, or do you want to be like GARY??

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

I've got enough bug bites that itch that it's now making me feel sick

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Dinner! A riff on a campfire classic - pan fried trout, fried canned potatoes, fiddleheads.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If the first time we've had a call is when I pulled my accounts from your team, it may be too late.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Now it's ready

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Bundt cake is taking a longer time to bake than expected

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Personals: MWM in search of accomplished, feisty curly haired brunette for casual fun and help with hair braiding, preferably my actual wife if you're reading this, please come home, I have absolutely fucked up our child's hair

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Some recent news

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

When you have a blood test, but it doesn't require fasting

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

We're going to be in the office more in the fall and I don't have enough pants for this nonsense.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Dad's have been up for four hours and just bought four pairs of shoes for the family.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Off to see Billy Idol, unfortunately it's too cold for the leather jacket, fishnets and docs

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Finally getting a chance to cook the steak

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

A subtle sign they don't think I can use chopsticks.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Piggies!

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Doing some banking as one does on a vacation when it's beautiful outside.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Kudos to the lady on the train who has spent the ride from Long Branch to Union doing glute exercises in a skirt suit.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

every now and then a forged in fire guy drops a sublime sentence like "my wife and i are big in the pirate reenactment community"

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out theonion.com/breakfa...

submitted 28 days ago • 133 comments

Dad's are up and trying to figure out their career and retirement plans. Can I do one more career transition?

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments