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There's 10 kinds of people in the world, those who know binary and those who don't. Accountant, rocket scientist, former corporate spy. Excel guru and steel bike aficionado.
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We love to get a "we just shipped your order!" email the day after receiving the package.

I've become the kind of guy that now adds hemp hearts to my morning cereal.

Oh hell yes, they got a longtime private equity guy to review my book! He hated it! Do you want to be cool and preorder BAD COMPANY, or do you want to be like GARY??

I've got enough bug bites that itch that it's now making me feel sick

Dinner! A riff on a campfire classic - pan fried trout, fried canned potatoes, fiddleheads.

If the first time we've had a call is when I pulled my accounts from your team, it may be too late.

Now it's ready

Bundt cake is taking a longer time to bake than expected

Personals: MWM in search of accomplished, feisty curly haired brunette for casual fun and help with hair braiding, preferably my actual wife if you're reading this, please come home, I have absolutely fucked up our child's hair

Some recent news

When you have a blood test, but it doesn't require fasting

We're going to be in the office more in the fall and I don't have enough pants for this nonsense.

Dad's have been up for four hours and just bought four pairs of shoes for the family.

Off to see Billy Idol, unfortunately it's too cold for the leather jacket, fishnets and docs

Finally getting a chance to cook the steak

A subtle sign they don't think I can use chopsticks.

Piggies!