sunshade.blue
Just squint a bit
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Just write a sequel and pretend it's weird that nobody can find a copy of the first book
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Is this how we finally get money out of politics?
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Pittsburgh has made it illegal to discriminate against a company based on its origin. Cause people were upset that their taxes were going to Israel
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yeah, this is just some derp being a shit head for funnies
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brb, getting diabetes
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ACAB
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wait till there's an alien butthole for him to fly an airplane into. I bet he changes his tune real fast
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None of this trans rhetoric actually means anything to the republicans. They've just picked a group to shit on so that they can control the narrative
When they bring this shit up, tell them to fuck off and move on. Stop letting them decide what you're talking about
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nice
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is a bad thing happening to a bad person? I hope so
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I was hoping it would have been one of the less grim suggestions people are making
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what if they just funneled that energy into making the rest of the show to the highest standard they're able?
Not everything has to be an expanded universe
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I preferred it when they were all drinking together
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Is literacy just code for knowing about punctuation now?
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It is truly one of the strangest places I’ve ever been. Ordering beer with dinner got us dirty looks, and we had to sit behind a partition everywhere except the little town built up around the park entrance
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I’ll see your Yosemite and raise you a Zion
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That’d be pretty fucking rad.
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Fiiine, but at least make an excuse to get one of those all terrain farm golf carts
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I’m stunned that you have a reason to have and use a tractor and have decided not to
Driving the cool tractors seems like at least half the point of farming
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I tore a pectoral muscle puttin on a shirt last year
I miss being indestructible
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Yes
sometimes
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Christ, that’s a low bar
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my brain confused Trainspotting for In Bruges for a second. really a different vibe for the top spot
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Or just somebody who’s better at candles. Could really free up a lot of more valuable resources
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He's not naked. At the very least, he's wearing a hat
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I dunno that it's a fight. while we're still trapped in a system that mandates insurance for medical treatment, the mutual insurance companies are the better of the bad options
Maybe one day we'll live in a better world where they don't exist
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if only they had mandated that all the money we're dumping into insurance companies go to actual care
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and here I thought they'd be on the "shaving all your body hair is for women" train
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I heard he deflates his balls
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They're just getting coffee. That's too intense for Baldur's Date
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I spent my online day trying to explaining to a dipshit that an AI telling you to make cookies out of spaghetti sauce because you added too much sugar is real stupid
I have no idea what women are doing
Unless one of them was trying to get people to make gross pasta sauce cookies
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guilty
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Life has many seasons
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Tell us you can’t cook without saying it
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there are many competent ways to save sugary pasta sauce
try adding some acid
or double the recipe and freeze half
or pivot to a phillipean style pasta sauce a la jollibee
or add spices and ginger to make a curry base
or so many ways more that don't involve using a tiny portion to make bad cookies
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Jesus Christ. That went from 0 straight to 100
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The only recipe I’ve seen used half a cup of tomato sauce. So you’re either making 8 batches of weird cookies for dinner or throwing the rest away anyway
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The answer it provided is dumb.
Anybody who can cook can see that it’s dumb, and it doesn’t understand context well enough to know if you ask it how to fix pasta sauce, that you’d like pasta sauce at the end
Bad product. Bad advertisement
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“Don’t ask it how to fix your dinner!”
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if it's a commercial, then it should probably highlight the thing being sold doing something that is actually useful in a way that people who know how to do what it's being asked to do don't immediately think is dumb