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I AM SICK OF BEING SICK 🤒

it feels like my coworkers are always playing the game where you just think of all the different ways you could mildly inconvenience someone

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The #transgender wall of remembrance I am working on

potato salad #potatosalad

i hope i live long enough to see the future dirty pair 1985 has predicted

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Caribou are an essential & highly threatened species in Alberta’s boreal forests. Yet recent Upper Smoky subregional plan ignores detailed expert recommendations, doesn’t include targets to recover #caribou or their dwindling habitat. WHY? #environment #protectedareas #wildlife #ableg #abpoli

Sesame Street had him pegged back in 1988.

(condescendingly) Maybe learn something. Maybe read the wikipedia summary of a book sometime

TITS IN THE MICROWAVE #randomthoughts #whyamilikethis

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

It would be a shame if y’all filled out this survey with nonsensical answers #alberta #canpoli #fucktrump albertarepublicans.com/survey/?fbcl...

SCREW YOU CONSERVATIVES WE FUCKING WONNNNN #canpoli

This is a new image from #JWST. The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way. Everything else is a galaxy. Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.

“Kiki’s Cat Treats of Wisdom #140: You might make funny sounds as you nap. Maybe you’re lying in a way that affects your breathing. Humans do this ‘snoring,’ too! Once in a while, they may tell your vet about it or install a machine that mists the air around you. So, no worries—sweet dreams, kitty!”

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

#pierrepoilievre

Our health care system is broken. We need to end the disgrace of being the only major country not to guarantee health care for all as a human right. We must pass Medicare for All — legislation that I will be introducing next week.

Timeline Of Pope Francis’ Life theonion.com/timelin...

bleaching the bottom half of my hair to dye it HOT PINK wish me luck #hotpink #hairdye #haircolour

Didn’t qrt because I didn’t want to shit on everyone’s fun but. This is actually starting to piss me off now. Just make another zero escape game ffs

HOLY FUCK I HAVE BAAAAD MOMMY ISSUES #mommyissues

i have a date on saturday LET’S GOOOOO #lesbian #lgbtq+ #gay #girlongirl

steak n eggs #steak and #eggs

Just like Mamaw, the Pope’s final act was telling JD what an absolute loser he was.

JD VANCE IS SO UGLY HE KILLED THE POPE BY GIVING HIM A STROKE #fjdvance #DETAINJDVANCE #rippopefrancis

Workers are not asking to get rich. They just want to afford three meals a day. In the richest country in the history of the world, no one should work for starvation wages. It is time to raise the disgraceful $7.25/hr federal minimum wage to a living wage of AT LEAST $17/hr.

DETAIN JD VANCE #detainjdvance #popefrancis

It's been 51 days since ANY humanitarian aid has entered Gaza. Israeli Minister of Defense Katz has said: "Israel’s policy is clear: no humanitarian aid will enter Gaza."   This is a war crime.   We must end our complicity. NO more military aid for Netanyahu's war machine.

jd vance was so ugly that he killed the pope #rippopefrancis

I learnt that the Pope died through a meme. What does it say about me thinking that it was a lie? #popefrancis #catholicism #popedeath

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pfp vs the user #pfpvsuser

If you hate the Pope because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Licorice is kinda pissed that I’ve had him like this for more than five minutes #catsofbluesky #licorice #blackcat #blackcats #voidcat