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How I work on a long task: spend an hour fretting over how long it'll take, procrastinating finally get to it After 20 minutes: "This isn't so bad, it's actually kinda enjoyable works with confidence and focus" 2/3 to 3/4 done: "So close! So bored. Could finish soon, but ugh I need a break"

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

Love the episode of TNG about a planet full of butch women & twink men, where the women in gov't all wear some combination of pink, blue, and purple lmao

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Shit my husband says while playing video games that sounds unhinged out of context: 📌 a running thread for our entertainment

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

ONE of our Google Home speakers refuses to accept that we moved to a new city 2 years ago. Ask the kitchen, living room, or office speaker the weather, it answers for current location. Ask in the bedroom? It answers for our old location every. time. I've updated my Home address in Maps.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The day after a good kickboxing workout, I wake up with my whole body so sore I feel like I should have a slim, smooth, firm body. Then I look in the mirror and realize, oh, that's impossible, I am still jiggly and wobbly, I can't become Buffy Summers overnight.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How do I, a people pleaser, say No to an insistent people person? Someone who uses my polite excuses to try to turn my "no" into a "maybe - yes"? (this is in a business setting, I'm not in any danger, it just feels uncomfy)

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Why sheriff Taylor doesn't carry a gun. Clip from 'The Andy Griffith Show', season 5, episode 23. Broadcast on March 1st, 1965.

submitted 10 days ago • 107 comments

I really don't appreciate how bad the roads are in Michigan until I travel out of state and return. Road tripped to Wisconsin via Indiana & Illinois last week; now that I'm home I'm like STOP THE BOUNCING

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not OK with Spotify calling a 2010s playlist a "Throwback." Yes, numerically I know we're halfway thru the 20s, so 2010 is 15 years ago. But 1) I don't like that and 2) things from the 2010s, when I was in my early 20s, are not allowed to be called a "throwback" wtf I can't possibly be that old?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Fantasy authors who have characters say fun, creative curses that match their world instead of cursing "Jesus Christ" but then 2 pages later have someone say "gods dammit" be like:

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

This summer I'm going to a concert w my mom, dad, and stepmom. I'm so happy every day that my mom gets along w her ex & his wife. Hell, mom & dad have a better relationship now than when they were married. Stepmom called mom last week to see if she'd gotten the help she needed w physical labor. 🥰

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Call me a Boomer but I don't need 8 emails for every online order. All I need is: 1. Order confirmation and 2. Order has shipped. I DON'T also need: 3. Order is on its way! 4. Order will arrive today! 5. Your order has been delivered! 6. Rate your delivery! 7. Rate your purchase!

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Last night, we watched a YouTube video where a guy camping in an abandoned prison ended up getting stalked by coyotes. When they were howling & growling outside his tent, Beef Stroganoff got v upset and we had to pause and tell him he was safe 🥺

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Reasons I bring my husband to film mixers: 1) I like spending time w him 2) he's better at smalltalk & mingling than I am, so he's v helpful 3) it's funny to introduce him as an "aspiring background actor" when ppl ask us what we do 😆

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Women in AITAH: "AITAH for setting boundaries and expecting them to be respected?" Men in AITAH: "AITAH for not respecting someone's boundaries and actively making this person feel like dirt for setting a boundary in the first place?"

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of @expedition33.bsky.social has got to be those dudes who blow a big ol' horn during battle that absolutely sounds like a trombone making fart noises. Like, not just a whompy trombone. It sounds like it's intentionally making cheek-flapping fart sounds and I am 100% here for it.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so glad I never did a fad diet that demonized eggs or carbs because eating two over easy eggs with everything bagel seasoning on a piece of toast honestly makes me so happy and it's so filling and I don't need some app telling me to "watch out for those empty carbs/nasty cholesterol"

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Caved and turned on the a/c last night, as the bedroom was 79° at 8 pm. Our "smart" #Nest thermostat had the nerve to set itself back to heat at some point??? Like what, it thought I set it to cooling by mistake and was like "don't worry I got ur back"??? I put it to Cool, NOT Eco. jerk.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Good morning and happy Monday to everyone except whoever in my neighborhood decided to plant English Ivy. Whoever you are, you can suffer. A pox upon the English Ivy in my & our 3 neighboring yards.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Pacifica Everyday Vegan Collagen moisturizer with SPF 30 plus NYX Buttermelt Glaze spf 30 Skin Tint: 10/10 would recommend, works great for 2 hours in the sun Absolutely no sunblock: 0/10, you'll accidentally give urself a tacky 2010s beach tattoo with ur necklace lmao

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments