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A self-made cartel rising from the bog! 🐸💣🧪 SwampWorks Ind. fuses the goods of the swamp with goblin ingenuity—crafting beauty balms, bog-born serum, and swampy inventions for the discerning consumer. It’s Swamp-Ribbitin’ Good! RP – Argent Dawn (EU)
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Honestly, whoever designed Orgrimmar needs to be reassigned. No parks, no benches, not even a shaman boiling water for a hotspring. The inns? Cramped. Leather shades are fine, but could we get a Blood Elf tapestry or two? It’s a spiked forge maze. Where do they even bury the dead? Need an overhaul!

Spent a month thinking up the next SwampWorks character and finally got it: Ferranie C’Hiara a wellness guru, influencer, and Head of Beauty Division at SwampWorks Ind. Mistweaver monk (sometimes), rebranded Yu’lon as Yu’Glow™ because the jade serpent never said no to it.

Per subsection 7-C of my current SwampWorks contract, a visual likeness was required. The result: myself, mid-incantation, imp worker present. Executed via C.H.4.T.G.P.T., as stipulated. — M. Zindlegrasp, Notary & R&D Consultant

Didn’t think I’d be part of the P.I.C.4.P1.C.™ rollout, but hey — turns out visual storytelling is part of the brief. That’s me, Salveo Sprogwizzle, with VineHive on patrol and spores in the air. C.H.4.T.G.P.T. really caught the drip.” — S. Sprogwizzle, Head of Hydroponics (and sometimes Style)

For this fortnight’s review, I ran a little visual identity exercise. ‘Draw what SwampWorks feels like,’ I said. And well, here I am. Manga-style, mossy-suited, and oozing executive energy. I call it… Brand Vision! Powered by C.H.4.T.G.P.T., naturally.

SwampWorks™ respects artists. Truly. But our social budget couldn’t buy a gnome’s lunch. So we rely on C.H.4.T.G.P.T. Combustible Hyper-4-Thinking Goblin-Powered Terminal. It’s volatile. It’s cheap. It makes pictures. You ‘pal support artists. We will too…when we can. .

Another useless ring from the vault? Time to crack open a Kaja Cola Clear™ by SwampWorks ™! Now with 99.9% water and the taste of pure disappointment. Because if you can’t get good loot, at least you can stay hydrated. #VaultDay #wow

I want to say a big thanks to everyone who has supported the Sethrak stuff, and supporting me too 🐍💙 I don’t know if Blizz is listening, whether or not they’ll appear in the War Within before it concludes, or mayhaps beyond. But what matters most: We tried our best. And you’re all amazing! 🐍💙

A deal is a deal—and every deal needs a contract. A binding one. That’s where Mordlo Zindlegrasp comes in: R&D consultant & Notary Chief for SwampWorks Ind. He owns the contracts and the terms. His demons? Unwilling employees—off the books, on the job, bound for eternity under a NetherLock™ clause.

I’m having too much fun with this ghiblification trend 🐸

Ghiblify Salveo Sprogwizzle too while you’re at it…before they ban the feature 🐸

Hey ChatGPT, can you please Ghiblify Kripske Venomribbit please 🐸

I just realized I can create the SwampWorks hub with housing 🥹 I hope @worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com will let us also restrict campsite to housing so I can have all my goblin squad hanging around

Powering up our An'she Priest with the power of gay before raid

I was creating a new character for SwampWorks and decided to go vintage, returning to the Lost Isles chapter. Why on Azeroth do we still not have this as mount???

In case it wasn't clear how obsessed I am with this zone, I've put together a map of points of interest for future RP purposes. Feel free to use, and suggest any spots I may have missed! [ #Warcraft #Undermine #WarcraftSpoilers #spoilers #rngWoW ]

New toy #757! Desk-in-a-Box I didn't even know this achievement would give you a toy, but it's a nice appearance and could be interesting to use during RP sessions (especially between Goblins!)

New toy #765! Undermine Supply Crate I like it how there are different options with this toy and the CD is only 10 seconds! They're giving more and more love to the Roleplay Community and it's about time in a mmoRPg!

Meet Salveo Sprogwizzle, Chief Hydroponics Engineer at SwampWorks Industries. Specializing in rapid-growth, high-profit arcano-electrical irrigation and unconventional botanical practices. Advocates for sustainable growth—primarily in his profit margins. #warcraft #rp #wowrp

Uè, swamplings! The name’s Kripske Venomribbit, Bogbaron and mastermind of SwampWorks Ind.—your go-to for potions, contraptions, and all things swampy. If it bubbles, bursts, or leaves a lasting impression, you know where it came from. It’s Swamp-Ribbitin’ Good! 🐸 #warcraft #rp