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Good-les

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Goo-dles

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Why it smell like nightcrawlers

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

Betting has started: how many times will I get poison ivy this year?

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Getting in the shower and having to step back out sucks so hard. I have 4 cats, so you know I'm bringing a cat's worth of hair into the shower stuck to my wet feet

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I've become evangelical for Traitor Baru Cormorant. Ya gotta read it

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Full circle, I'm back on wine wood tips for doing yard work. I feel 16 again

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

and the Chuckysssssaaa

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I fucking love Deer Creek

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

There's just so many things to try and take your mind off life; baseball is starting up, MLS, new mtg shit, my basketball team is slaying, video game backlog, etc.

submitted 114 days ago • 3 comments

The competing ads from Home Depot and Lowe's on the Apple TV MLS stream are weird af

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.

submitted 116 days ago • 14 comments

Can't tell if Twin Plagues by Wednesday heals me or makes me worse but I will continue to bump it while making dinner

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

What do you mean I don't have anymore liquor stashed away

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

Constantly fighting the urge to not put my new prized pan in the dishwasher

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Work is better now

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

The last time we got Dems to wholeheartedly support social programs was because of the threat of militant labor and global communism. Thus that’s the pragmatic thing to do

submitted 124 days ago • 21 comments

Never thought I'd be a Skechers guy but after years of wearing shoes that don't fit my giant, freak feet it's really nice to have some shit that doesn't hurt all day

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Back on my bullshit, trying to remember how to make a big fireball with black mage

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Can't believe Trump's new law is taking away the "Jump to Recipe" button on recipe websites. Dire times are upon us

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Twilight marathon fucking ruled

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

Elon getting suicided for going after the military would be the funniest fucking outcome of this cash grab

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

The Jibjab to Bitmoji pipeline

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

What ever happened to the frog army guy from old TikTok?

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Just remembered this

submitted 147 days ago • 79 comments

Mai-Tais tonight baby

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

It's crazy that two weeks ago my biggest worry was my frozen water lines. I really wish that was my biggest concern rn

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

The arguments happening in the comments of a Patreon page are so funny

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

A truly freeing action is dunking on an idiot in the comments, then just blocking them and moving on. It's like a waste of hours that never even happened

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I only really ever wear a mask when I'm sick these days, but it feels like some of my coworkers take it as a personal slight towards them. I'm just trying to be a decent person, not being a lib to piss you off.

submitted 130 days ago • 1 comment

These last 4 cards I've needed for weeks in Genetic Apex are going to drive me fucking crazy. I gotta get that mew tho

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments