swirlytrashvortex.bsky.social
Just because it’s a bad idea, doesn’t mean that it won’t be a good time.
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I would need two TVs - one for Dinah, and one for The Lone Ranger.
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Cars and car parts can be repaired or replaced.
It’s not the same story for you.
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We drove past “at least 200 of them” (my wife’s estimate) sitting on a lot in Gilroy, CA, on Monday.
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3) Everyone able to work, does. That job may be something like neurosurgeon, chef, construction, or repairing broken infrastructure, and it may be something like taking care of children, creating art, or teaching dogs how to swim.
4) Everyone has value. We all have a valuable place in society.
fin.
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My platform for when I am King:
1) Bad people get pushed out to sea on a raft. This will solve almost all our other problems nearly immediately.
2) Everyone else has a place to live, health care, and enough food, money, and free time to be happy.
1/2
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If you have car trouble on the freeway, do your absolute best to get off the highway onto a surface street.
Don’t worry about ruining the tire. Worry about getting hit by a distracted driver while you are stopped on the side of the road.
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“Communism” as a misnomer for authoritarianism or dictatorship.
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Is there a ‘reset’ button for the info center? Like when you reset the trip meter?
I had a 2013 Toyota that I loved, but mrs vortex wrecked it, and I don’t remember the protocols anymore.
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Gasoline is up 26%+ since January 19 at my local station — which is the lowest price in a 9-county area.
Shure just raised the price on its workhorse SM58 microphone by 10%, after holding steady on the price for many years.
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no, they are super chill and just watch us during the day. They perch in an oak tree.
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exactly. People think they are the ‘hoot hoot’ owls, but five minutes on my patio on a summer night will convince them otherwise.
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Such an awful thing. 💔
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try this (as a salad):
Brown rice
red quinoa
tomatoes
kale
asparagus
broccoli
sunflower seeds
tahini-turmeric dressing
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I quit when they hit $5 a pack.
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I’d be willing to sacrifice the mango mussolini first. We can talk about the image on the money afterwards.
He must give excellent rim jobs for all those clowns in congress to want to lionize him so much.
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His launching into The Aristocrats bit at the Hugh Hefner roast immediately after 9/11.
“They make might have to clean this up a little for TV.”
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Direct link. I was able to read it without paywall:
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/o...
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If a beautiful stranger sits next to you, immediately offer them a smoke.