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swizzard.pizza
married cishet white guy but worse somehow let's go mets, baby, love da mets also https://github.com/swizzard
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Oh my god. Rick Moranis coming. Back. Wow wow wow

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Hey folks. We got hit with a $600 charge for The Ancient we hadn't been planning on so I'm going to list some jewelry to cover her polyp biopsy (in her nose.) Anything from Hilary or Becky on here will go towards vet stuff but new stuff coming. www.peculiarityshop.com

we’ve gotten this kind of Q a lot and here’s what I can say [mini 🧵 incoming] ideally, it is always best to fill all five ballot slots with candidates because that will ensure you have a voice — and your ballot is not ‘exhausted’ — if there are many rounds of tallying however!!! …

I told you we’d be back

I’m Sakher. I’m23 and I’m starving. Not in a poetic way, not a metaphor. I go to sleep with my stomach empty and wake up dizzy from hunger. War is killing us slowly—through hunger, thirst, fear. This photo shows my face, but behind it is the face of a whole city under siege. gofund.me/f3c47b6c

Venmo and cashapp, @ topangarainbows, it’d be nice to see more names than the 3 people who always show up and honestly are putting everyone else to SHAME

The flip side to the national disgrace that is our fascist media enablers is it’s remarkable how many Americans clearly know exactly what’s going on anyway.

Crossword designers when enough people started identifying as “aro”

my disclaimer is raising a lot of questions

why hasn't anyone done "gypsy but influencers" yet

Good morning!

Today,my body and dignity were shattered at the American aid center in Nitsarim as I tried to secure flour for my children. A broken father’s cry for mercy, especially for my daughter Kinda. I appeal to every free soul to support my daughter Kinda and my family in this hard time. gofund.me/edd687b8

The internet is cut off in Gaza and I am communicating with you with difficulty. I ask everyone to help me. Our lives depend on a loaf of bread. We haven’t eaten for a month. We have become fed animal food. My children have become malnourished. Please donate to buy food and flour. gofund.me/7fc0e346

Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad

RIP to a guy I will always immediately picture/hear yelling “THE SCOLERI BROTHERS!”

butlerian jihad starts in the automotive industry

chuffed.org/project/crip...

are you dissatisfied with bluesky not being enough like twitter in 2012 because it's insufficiently twitter-like or because it's insufficiently 2012

honestly if this licenses enough zaydes to rank lander above or in lieu of cuomo, dayenu.

This ICE shit is so crazy that it has New Yorkers openly complementing LA

Prosecutor: You post good, correct? Me: yes. P: bangers? Me: No -- reggie. Nothing above 15 likes. P: Can you explain this tweet then from September 5th: "i am absolutely blowing up off that banger"? M: I consider 15 likes a banger. I get fully destroyed off two reposts.

Ahmad's raising money for basic expenses but also to get his mom medical care abroad when the crossings open.

We have lost all contact with our UNRWA colleagues in Gaza, communications have been cut off. This morning, for the first time in months, we did not receive their morning messages to say, "good morning" and "we are fine/alive". We anxiously await to hear from our colleagues.

jon fetterman becomes the first us senator to be flagged by content filters after badly misreading a memo about the "post-Hogg era"

This is exactly what the NYPD did in Mott Haven five years ago. www.hrw.org/report/2020/...

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hayat. Hayat is 54 and the mother of nine children (many of whom I know) including 10 year old Tala, the baby of the family. Tala is struggling with malnutrition as food has become so difficult to access in Gaza. Hayat needs help ❤️

Whenever I have a share of the day not do as well as usual I hate it- when I was asking Anas questions so I could share him, he politely answered and then asked me questions about my own life back. He’s a sweet kid and I wish I had conveyed that better.

Wonderful to be invited to talk about space ethics & art alongside my science after receiving the President’s Award from the Geological Society. I dedicated my award to my best friend who escaped the unimaginable in Gaza and is waiting to resume his research. Support him here: tiny.cc/HelpAhmed

It's almost 48 hours since I've heard from Mohammed. I know that the Internet is down in Northern Gaza, but I also know that Israel does that when it wants to kill indiscriminately and not have it reported. I hope they still need me to share this link. www.gofundme.com/f/help-Heba-...

Please help me , I need food😭 Please help me , I need food😭 Please help me , I need food😭 Please help me , I need food😭 Please help me , I need food😭 gofund.me/b6085537

david fucking peterson, what an accomplishment

Today an Israeli in my mentions said “what genocide?” under a post of mine where I was talking about Gaza and a Palestinian friend on here tagged me in their fundraiser. Guess which person was able to keep their account and which person got deleted?

gen x has lead, millennials have harry potter

My friends, I am Nour,a sociologist This is my son,Ziad, who suffers from anemia and underwent surgery💔 His health condition has deteriorated and he needs treatment and vitamins. He has difficulty walking due to bone pain I need 350 $ urgently 😭 ✅Verified by Molly Shah chuffed.org/project/emer...

boom boom boom gf, way-o way-o bf