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He was easily the best part of that movie.
I mean it wasn't a major role but what a dream.
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My mom is actually named Barbara Ann so we get added layers.
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Sold.
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Given the concept, and that he's got some real texture going on, is he literally boyfriend material?
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I am having one or two doubts about how responsibly told this will be.
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The funny thing is the biggest advocate for bidets I know is a straight dude.
He's an extremely rare straight dude who isn't weird and must be protected at all costs.
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It's so weird. What do they think they're going to unlock if they have a clean ass? Apart from the appreciation of everyone who doesn't want to smell them.
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You're making a compelling argument for it though.
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Columbus mostly just wrecked shit in the end though.
Actually, maybe the comparison works...
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Now as a big ol' gay who is a lot more comfortable with himself I realize that being naked with the boys is a delight.
But if you're straight being naked with the boys seems like it should be neutral at worst.
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I had that thought as a teenager, and you know what caused it? Internalized homophobia and Catholic guilt.
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I once had a coworker who got mad at me because I kept asking for something by email and she very much did not want those requests on the record.
Mostly because 90% of those requests were "why aren't you paying me" and 10% were "I approved this, why aren't you paying THEM?"
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But you're a hot person...
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I mean, I'm never shaving again unless it's medically necessary, but you'll be back to hairy before you know it.
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As someone who made the mistake of shaving once in the COVID era:
It'll grow back quicker than you think.
You'll look good no matter what's on your face.
You'll get the chance to see what you would look like with just a mustache.
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I have fond memories of it which are all about the experience of watching it instead of the quality of the movie.
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My sluttiness is very situational.
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One of the challenges I had as someone who is 90% top was finding someone who I wanted to bottom for. Like, I wanted to, but for me there's a chemistry component that doesn't always exist.
But everyone's vers when they're in love.
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Do you respect that, though?
We've all done this dance before, there aren't any steps we haven't seen.
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Yeah, I'm 40 and trying to recover from mistakes I made at 20, which isn't exactly a wonderful position to be in.
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My ideal job is being a little guy in a corner that does stuff but otherwise nobody pays attention to him.
Which is the opposite of MOST of the jobs I've had.
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I get that more than you think 😈😈😈
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"We can cut down on all the time you spend doing something you enjoy!"
"What is better than the thing I enjoy?"
"Uh... Drinking coffee?"
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"F is for Daddy" seems wrong but then, after a brief moment of contemplation, seems like an excellent plan for the evening.
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Cats are weird. My cat is usually pretty difficult for new people. Unless they're a professor, in which case she immediately loves them.
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Fathers can appreciate a good railing too.
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There's one of those where I live and I can't go by the sign without being concerned.
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I've seen a ton of those lately, seems like a very good idea.
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One of the reasons I made a conscious decision to go with boyfriend is because I thought someone like me - the chubby kid who thought about cars and beards a lot - could be gay. If some kid out there hears that and sees I exist, maybe they'll find growing up smoother than I did.
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I've seen small-town cadet corps do better military parades.
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But does it drift?
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Probably better than whoever was willing to perform at this thing.
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I like dropping "boyfriend" in conversation with straight people who haven't caught on and watching their brain briefly break.