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submitted 17 hours ago • 16 comments

Constantly appalled by how far behind people are on basically everything

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Ryan hit me with a defamation suit over this post but didn’t try to deny calling my boyfriend a “bitch” so I think he might need better lawyers

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Okay the “we can be bees” thing has been staggering. I seriously can’t open my phone without seeing my own joke being remixed

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

imagine that your husband dies pushing you out of the way of a bullet. your family, house, and pets have all been destroyed. the man who shot him just got out on bail. and the very people that created this firestorm misgender you, call you “delusional,” and use your tragedy for some fucking X likes

submitted 11 days ago • 5 comments

Seeing this the moment I redownload TikTok was fucking surreal

submitted 12 days ago • 9 comments

Well, Simpsons fans? Anything to say for yourselves?

submitted 13 days ago • 21 comments

i really really appreciate everyone that has donated to our GFM. life under the trans genocide is incredibly difficult, isolating, and intentionally humiliating. but seeing the community come together to keep bart and i housed, fed, and safe means the world to me.

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Elon Musk won’t see your post making fun of him... but all your racist drug-addicted South African friends with fucked up dicks will

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

Wet Babies in Paris youtu.be/JieQkHiH_cM

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

Update: Still deep in the shit. Any donations would be greatly appreciated. Boyfriend has secured some government assistance but we're still waiting to receive it. Lease renews next month and we're $5K behind

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 15 days ago • 21 comments

It's the simple things

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

“I don’t know who these people are,” “I’m missing the context,” “I think I’m lost,” wow thanks for contributing you fucking idiot

submitted 15 days ago • 23 comments

Jubilee and MrBeast are collaborating to put Ben Shapiro in a series of real life Jigsaw traps

submitted 16 days ago • 14 comments

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

“Duhh we’re just talking monkeys on a floating rock” no we’re stardust fuck you

submitted 17 days ago • 15 comments

Guy living on a Native burial ground in McSlaveville, USA: Guys… I think we might be entering fascism

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

Fatboy Falls Down youtu.be/RaKSCoye_P4

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

I think the main thing about Jordan Peterson is that he’s gay and likes rats. I have no stake in this conversation

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

The Simpsons but there's no jokes www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiBg...

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

Holy shit

submitted 19 days ago • 67 comments

Posting on X, Bluesky, etc. is so last year. Real influencers put their posts in glass bottles and float them out into the ocean for clout

submitted 19 days ago • 13 comments

Bluesky’s “declining user base” is as important to me as declining birth rates

submitted 19 days ago • 21 comments

Go hang out with Nazis then

submitted 19 days ago • 8 comments

very tall bart

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

submitted 20 days ago • 127 comments

[YTP] N www.youtube.com/watch?v=spQN...

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

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submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Thousands of mutant Joe Rogan clones have broken out of a DNC warehouse so if you see some naked slimy guys running around, fire is your best friend

submitted 22 days ago • 15 comments