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Favorite Color: Goodfellas
Favorite Song: Blue
Favorite Movie: Fade to Black by Metallica
Favorite Book: So… obviously I not read good!
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I dunnu 🤷♂️
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JD Vance (cont.): Also, you mind getting up, Marco? You’re sitting on my girlfriend.
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PAM BONDI: Oh Elon! NOOOOAH!
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A while back, America had the fireside chats with FDR.
Today, we have “Shootin’ the shit with President Taco Locos”.
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Nutlick- I mean Lutnick be like:
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🤣 He tried SO hard for no one to hear her say “no constraints on a president is a very dangerous system”!
HEY Josh!
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MAGA has issued their rebuttal to Dan Bongino:
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🤣 for a second, I thought it was Hansel!
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That’s our President Taco Locos!
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TRUMP: Wow. So many words. But you called me “sir” and that’s all I care about. Also… Are you Doug Burgum?
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What’s that Norm?
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NOEM (on the phone with the White House): Mr. President! I’m here to inform you that I’m going to take the UH-60 Black Hawk to Publix to pick up some Golden Sriracha Doritos! Be back in 600 hours pm!
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I wonder while Trump & JD were on their bitch-fest that day, if Zelenskyy was distracted because No Doubt’s “Spiderweb” was playing in his head.
🎶 a likely story…🎶
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No warrant, huh? Is it me? Or am I not hearing enough stories of people filing lawsuits over all this bullshit?
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So, her thoughts on Ukraine’s Operation Spider-Web?
She not a fan?
Probably made her upset?
Good.🖕
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Musk-a-dorky-dorky-dorky!
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“And will you release a book about Trump’s brain damage with a title ‘What? He’s Insane? Well, No Fucking Shit!’?
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I CAN’T WAAAAAAAAAIT!
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NEWS: Tonight, be sure to see an upcoming meteor shower… and you know what they say about shooting stars!
RFK JR: Everyone! Quick! Look in the sky and wish for my voice to sound normal!
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Wasn’t expecting Bessent! What happened?… The two them have a slap fight?
Then Elon lost?
Then Stephen Miller’s wife fucked him out of pity?
Yes. Yes. It all makes sense now.
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The nerd in me is like, “which is it, is he a robot or a clone?”
But the human in me is like, “fuck his old ass wrinkled spray tanned face!”…
…Motherfucker! I’m not done! Fuck that shriveled mushroom dick with bone spurs, but also a pussy ass bitch that LOVES the taste of Russian ass!
Also, TACO!
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If a Nazi saluted Adolf with all 5 fingers spread out like that- nope! bullshit! I call bullshit!
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Narrator (with Morgan Freeman’s voice): But due to his dementia, President Taco had forgotten the last 5 days… therefore, like a child, ran into his home like a thirsty bitch… and asked for ten Gordita Crunch Supremes!
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She then began singing “Imagine” in acapella.
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Their faces say, “uh huh, yeah, so, uh, Mr. Money, can I have some more money, Mr. Money? My money is smaller than your money & I need more of your money…”
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TRUMP: Melania! You never even touch my face! Why is that?!
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WHOA! Is this like a key to the city???… but to like, to every fucking city?? Therefore, just as worthless?
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Don’t look too astonished if you’re trying to attract those Fox News viewers your network obsessively covets! Remember… RATINGS!