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Imagining a Prefab Sprout song called “Spiders of my Mind”

I wonder what my old friend the Chicken Man is up to these days. Does he still live in Philly? I hope he’s doing okay. Now to relax and listen to this new Bruce Springsteen album

I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values

as a person with no savings or money or stocks, watching the entire economy crash is pretty satisfying

Okay, yeah, in fairness Marx did fail to anticipate vanguardist bankers desperately trying to turn the woke back on

Lmao

sir you are confusing the united states of america with goku

In an ironic twist, Degrowth is actually where you make slightly too much of some things and Abundance is where you let developers turn Pittsburgh into Kowloon Walled City.

my fellow americans. the state of the burger is strong… keep the faith. do not falter. there will be a side of fries, by and by…

#RingTheBell

I have my own private sense of where commas ought to go

Midnight Snack

????

This could kill a lot of people including me and most of my friends.

Aww

Valentine’s Loon.

announcement. if you’ve never cooked stuff with mustard oil go and do that now because it’s honestly so good many many people absolutely know this but i’ve only known it for about 6 months and i’m still excited

🙃

the real project 2025 is outlawing SSRIs *AND* making this default muzak at every store in america ... we'll all be dead of existential heartbreak before the year is out but at least eggs will be cheaper 😋

Louis Wain, various ceramic cats, created between 1900-1920

ketchup hearts on the gas station hot dogs for my bros today

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first as tragedy, then as farts