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NYC based birder, musician, and product executive. Chronicling my inevitable mental decline. #LesserAlper posts are music fandom made stupid Everyday a new low.
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"Fuck your concrete"

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Coming soon.

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If confirmed, this would represent a version of Charlottesville, but where government officials are the ones driving into protestors

submitted 5 hours ago • 17 comments

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

submitted 7 hours ago • 79 comments

"I gotta get in shape. See more birds. Too much sitting in meadows has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, there will be fifty birds every morning, fifty trees of note."

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

40 years ago tonight he was telling me that things could only get better and I gotta say I think that was inaccurate.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

The speed in which we have decayed into an open oligarchic kleptocracy is astounding

submitted 7 hours ago • 229 comments

“you’re making the gestapo sad” is a hell of an argument

submitted 8 hours ago • 38 comments

One thing is for certain after this week: Local cops in sanctuary cities—Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Chicago, New York—are working in lock step with DHS and ICE.

submitted 8 hours ago • 131 comments

In a possible prelude to the invocation of the Insurrection Act, the president’s deputy chief of staff just branded these immigrant rights protests “an insurrection against the laws and sovereignty of the United States.” It’s about to get real.

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It's Saturday morning.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Not the best environment to have jobless claims at an 8-month high — and Challenger layoffs running 80% above last year.

submitted 9 hours ago • 31 comments

Like seriously. I know to a lot of people it sounded like a far-left rallying cry before, but if we get through this, we need to Abolish ICE much like a democratizing Germany got rid of the Gestapo or the collapsing USSR got rid of the KGB

submitted 23 hours ago • 11 comments

long hot summer hasn’t even started yet

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Cops are doing the summer of 2020 again?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

these people keep forgetting that part of the reason LEOs are typically uniformed is because if you see some masked goon in street clothes ziptying your neighbor and shoving them in a van, you are within your rights to intervene

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

America’s 2nd-largest private employer. 👀 @businessinsider.com $AMZN www.businessinsider.com/amazon-freez...

submitted 1 day ago • 39 comments

Opposing Andrew Cuomo is a non-negotiable for our membership. In light of today’s news that Jessica Ramos has endorsed Cuomo, our New York City CAP Council immediately voted to unendorse her on our ballots. @uawregion9a.bsky.social region9a.uaw.org/news/NYCMayo...

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

And we're off! Everyone can listen to it! You can listen to it! (And you should, it's great so far, unsurprisingly.)

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters? Soi disantra They don’t wanna

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Please kayfabe my estremità tenera.

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Thank you so much pro wrestling, we have a mouth-breathing Secretary of Education and at long last an unneeded replacement term for “acting” or “theater.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I hate that term, “kayfabe,” and everything else having to do with pro wrestling too.

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As a film guy, my mind is kind of blown by this.

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I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty. My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.

submitted 2 days ago • 243 comments

For the record Ackman is funding Andrew Cuomo. That’s reason enough NOT to rank Cuomo in the primary, and to keep him far from NYC.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The fucking sucks. I have one of these and was about to buy another. Also their website doesn’t work.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Elon threatening to just leave people on the ISS is making a pretty good case for why you nationalize your space program!

submitted 2 days ago • 347 comments

“This is fine. They’ll make up. They’re both alphas.”

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Whispering to the Model S: “Trump needs him. He needs him. He’s just…asserting phallocentric dominance.”

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Petting the Dogecoin plushie, voice shaking: “He always had a plan. He still does. Somewhere.”

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Cradling his Boring Company hat like a relic of the true cross: “The tunnels are coming.”

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Polishing his Cybertruck like an ancient relic: “You’re still the future," he whispers.

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This is not so much a distraction as a light diversion.

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submitted 2 days ago • 82 comments

Trump did win a statistically improbable seven swing states.

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LMFAO holy shit it is too

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Can I finally say that Trump's tariffs are super stupid?

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Beneath the surface of this “direct communication” lies the timeless ritual of adversarial homoeroticism: a contest of wills, egos, and metaphorical dick punches.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if you are terminally online STAY ON LINE

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This is not news either.

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Noteworthy.

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