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And well he might look, for Tom was swelling and Tom was staring, and at last Tom shrieked out, “What—old Tim dead! then I’m the King o’ the Cats!” and rushed up the chimney and was never more seen.
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give the other one away and become a sword cuck
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I think that dragon is actually just a lizard and that's a really small + easy to bully princess
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what if you were an easily scared lizardgirl and people kept sneaking up behind you to scare you and make your tail fall off then they bullied you about being a tail-let
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I'm going to make a doll out of cake and you can't stop me
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you're telling me that there are tiny mags living inside me and drinking all my coffe??
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Your Dog Chases Cars
My Dog Drives Mechs
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hey. come on. stop.
no, of course I don't hate you. don't be stu- y-yes, I know what happened at Liberty was my fault, you don't need to- okay, look, I know, I KNOW! I'm-
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I'm signing it, okay? there. now please just stop - th-thank you. I hate it when you cry
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rare sighting of an aquatic mag
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What if you had a nickel for every time someone said "if I had a nickel for every time"
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it's all fun and games until you get swarmed to death by beegirls
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Oh, not to worry - I think I'd rather be the doll in this scenario. c:
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For me, it's the taking apart. The maintenance feels more like... uhm, aftercare, maybe?
The nice thing about dolls is they're much easier to repair than people. And you don't even have to stick with the same design! You could give a doll a new body and break it every day, over and over...
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Would handler really have a Pokémon I mean sartha is basically her Pokémon already. Just need to get her into one of those balls
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Almost feels like a sort of spiritual necrophilia
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horror game with maid mechanics where kallie is coming to bad end you but you can delay her by making a mess. you must become the antimaid
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surely they can't ALL be in second place...
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just smoosh them together. Blood mage in a country where blood magic is Ew Ew dirty gross, forced to act as a power core/controller for a massive golem. A self sustaining circle of butchery powered by the blood of those it kills...
Also she must wear a straitjacket for reasons
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nuclear slimegirl that lives inside your reactor and tries to hug you every time you go to feed her
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Rather than lingering on after your expiration date, you're maturing like a fine wine. Or you could be a cheese in a cave, if you prefer.
Thirty was meant to be my cutoff point too, and I'm not really sure why. It seems to be a common number.
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nobody else going to mention official warhound model kits?? that's like the most obvious thing cmon