tbone009.bsky.social
Just a simple caveman who loves Spider basketball and fears stripping Phillips screws.
Opinions are my own except for the ones the aliens implanted.
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Only if you have the certificate of course completion from the American School to Study Idiots (ASSI), continuing educational credits division.
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You could join MySpace, that would allow you to feel both old and unhip all at once.
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Hey, at least they won convincingly.
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Someone saw him
Pass out at the 31 Flavors last night, I guess it’s pretty serious.
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File this under “looking for a self-supporting narrative”.
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Negatory.
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But did she talk about him?
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Legit lol
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Im not overly worried about getting run over by the guy who is so fucking dumb he doesn’t realize there’s a hurricane season.
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What’s the other one? I may have missed the memo…
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More time for Sunday brunch.
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The only reason he reposted this on TS is because the original poster used a 20+year old photo of him where he doesn’t look like death warmed over.
He still looks terrible, but like, normal terrible.
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Ditto.
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Super plan Scott. Proving once again you’re an idiot.
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Seems totally reasonable.
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He’s already declared war on all the broads…that would be redundant.
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Living your best life. Keep rollin’ lady.
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Is the best case scenario that he was too incompetent to know, or that he knew, voted for it and is now lying about that fact.
So few possibilities none of which are terribly complimentary.
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I actually kinda dig the guy on the left’s brick suit. That eats.
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My uncle is a retired teller at a foreign currency exchange bank who may or may not have a FB account, so that should work out nicely.
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This is that guy I’m confident can’t fill out the top half of his Yahtzee card. Don’t trust any of his numbers.
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I kinda already had you pegged as a fuck around kinda gal. #respect
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Oh please, there are definitely orgies.
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I’ve always wanted to go on a four-year vacation.
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Totes.
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I see what you did there.
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Poor guy, that must have really taken him by surprise.
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Respond by putting her on block.
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Well the first thing I’d do is question his omniscience for pluralizing “onions” but not “this”.
Perhaps it was issued by a lower level heavenly flunky who has a fun sense of humor but poor grammar.
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Legit lol.
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So is Ed’s argument that the FBI convinced these guys to do this?
I mean come on bruv.
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Well, I hear you’re a great dancer and wear sensible shoes.
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This is what long term abuse of cocaine and hairspray does to a low capacity brain.
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“Feed mayonnaise to the tuna fish.”
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That image is too much to process. It’s Memorial Day weekend for goodness sake, please retract stat.
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Totally agree Jack. Totally.
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Jizz in a cup?
Been there, done that.
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“Teeny peen”
Legit lol.