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Chicago my brand is I'm a person and here's all of that, uncurated. Ask about my typos! if you try to ketchup shame me I will fucken block you
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The predictable consequence of training an AI on its own output will be an exaggeration of its errors, This is how you make artificial intelligence MORE faulty

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If you want one of these kind of people yourself, you probably know somebody who delights and throwing you things away which don't really have any value. Those people are indispensable

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Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

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I'm not telling you how to run your life, but if you aren't eating nectarines right now you are fucken up

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My mom has a Siamese cat named Ptah. It's like the word path but the a and t are switched, or it's like the word Utah except that instead of the U there's a P, or it's like the first four letters of the word hatpin spelled backwards

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The extra R in hemorrhoids is to make sure you pronounce it with a unnecessarily long rolling R

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The main theme of the Lord of the Rings is that evil must be actively fought or else it will prevail

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"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack

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you know a diner is good when it's open 24/7 and it looks like where parents would meet during a custody battle

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A little kid on the train is imitating the doors closing sound 🥹

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A bed is a shelf for storing people when they are not in use

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As an empath I eat your feelings

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Have you tried skeeting about it?

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Sorry to tell you but Grunge was always a type of country music

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i have just become aware that it is 3am

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I kind of miss the days when every single time Elizabeth Warren posted on Twitter a hundred people posted snake emojis

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Me, an efficiency genius: What if we relocated SpaceX HQ to Iran?

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This article systematically explains what happened. You'll note that the "volunteer peacekeepers" who were hired for their military or police "de-escalation" experience, coordinated a lie in order to protect one of their own and frame one of the victims

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I'm sorry that I am always such a bummer but it is my duty to inform you that Harrison Ford is probably not going to be alive for very much longer

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Kristi Noem was hospitalized but is ok? Oh no!

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Arranging for my tombstone to provide suggestions of similar humans you might like

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My brother just said "I need to calm down" and then immediately ordered a quad shot latte

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You snooze, you LOSE? Literally all of my problems stem from consciousness.

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I actually say this all the time

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I'm having myself put into a garlic bread induced coma for a couple of days

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If I was Peter Frampton, every time I made love I'd chuck them in the shoulder and say "you got Frampted"

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TIL Philip K Dick's father outlived him

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People who need ski masks for their jobs: Bank robbers Highway men Skiers

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They do not actually

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Crambledegg

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This account is going to be even more psychologically unhealthy than my last one

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Oh look, another line has been crossed

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Seized up now, been sitting too long. A coffee I think, and some slow movement. Is that why the Tai chi people move so slowly? All got crippling office jobs.

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man who invents a time machine specifically to go back to 1979 and give hinckley marksmanship training

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Guns are super stupid. What happened here (it was hard to learn what happened because of lies about the incident), was that a 2nd amendment activist was walking around with a gun not pointed at anyone, and volunteer security shot at him without concern for the people behind him, killing one

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ADHD executive functioning is like having a CEO in your head (get nothing done, cause problems, upset all the time) neurotypical executive functioning is like having an idealized pretend CEO that doesn't actually exist in reality in your head (efficient organizing, effective tasking, calm & stable)

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