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tcu.bsky.social
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Please can someone explain what the 'erection quality' metric means?
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Ah yes 'did you get in ok today/how long did it take you to get in' are great follow ups!
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Fine ok I'll help, just carefully place the cats on me and you can be about your business.
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Yes I have wholly indoctrinated my kids into the world of Furby 😂 it was so exciting for them when the new one came out, and it wasn't just Mummy's weird old ones that said 'me no liiiike' anymore!
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I'm a little embarrassed of this, but I'm repurchasing all my favourite toys as a kid, or things I missed out on. Multiple furbies? Check. 90s Calypso Ariel? Check. The Chinese new year dragonette happy meal toys I never got to complete the set for? Guess who has them all now...
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This is actually great advice! Also, if you can't stop thinking, write EVERY thought you're having down about an hour before bed, apparently it reassures your brain that you're aware of it all and that it can switch off!
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Jared Leto as Shelby from Steel Magnolias
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Finally a news broadcast that tells it like it is
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What is the Q word in healthcare? I'm guessing quiet as in 'looks like it'll be a quiet night in A&E' being the harbinger of impending chaos
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Cartoon Beetlejuice was my first crush
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Oooh I'll keep my eye on that thank you!
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I do this with my daughter! She loves to feel she's caught me out by starting a 'your mum' joke that I am forced to make at my own expense 😂
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Also this topical guy (I was a gothy kid)
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A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any bread?" The barman says 'no". The duck asks "got any bread?" The barman says 'no." The duck asks "got any bread?" The barman shouts 'ask again, I'll nail your feet to the bar". The duck asks "got any nails?" The barman says no. The duck asks "got any bread?"
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Ooh here's one I wrote around the same age! Why did Ann Darrow break up with King Kong? He was too clingy.
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A dog goes into a post office and asks to send a telegram. The clerk says "sure, what would you like to say?" The dog says "woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof". The clerk says "you know you could have two more 'woofs' for the same price" and the dog says "yeah, but then it wouldn't make sense"
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Pls forgive my ignorance as someone who lives in thick light pollution, but is this what you would see on a clear night with the naked eye, or would you require a long exposure on a camera?
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medium.com/bouncin-and-...
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So it's classist and ableist to be against lazy white crypto dudes who are only after an easy buck? Meanwhile autistic folk are getting their original material flagged as 'AI' because of 'unnatural writing style' 🙃
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I'm on the last of the wayfarer series now 😭 so this thread has come at a perfect time to plan my next book and avoid the post-series malaise!
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I am a Varda newby! Would you mind giving me a recommendation for which film should I start with?
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As a geriatric millennial, I want sexual balance in films. I'm sick of female full frontal nudity while the men keep their suits on during sex. You both take it all off, or nothing at all.
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Appear in the desert when I was thirsty
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I have to say my favourite thing about BlueSky so far has been the vintage pen community ❤️
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I need to know which pens you got now please!
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It's giving Boomers reposting "I don't consent to Facebook owning my photos" vibes
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Ah we're on the same path! I've read Word for World is Forest, halfway through the first Earthsea and have Left Hand on my next up list. Probably the best rabbit hole you could fall down!
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Death note where L comes alive and we can hang out and stuff
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Just like nan used to make ❤️
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"twos up on your beans on toast mate"
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