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I've lowered prices on everything now, and still free shipping to the US and the UK, on TDS Music and Gifts...May have lost a few customers, but fuck it, I will always say what I believe and not just change for more sales, or popularity, or whatever the fuck the fake fuckers do. lol tdsmusic.com

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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I visited my friend today and saw that his wife had left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine.

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I’m starting a band called "999 Megabytes". We haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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I wish I was in charge so I could build more windmills just to piss a certain person off.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

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My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said maybe.

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I have suffered with this in the past, too.😞 Recent times have cured me🤣🤣

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Hey, give him a break. He may go on to be the next big thing.

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Why do people trust the experts when they could trust Mad Mike down the street who eats his own shit so the government can't read his thoughts. Seems like the right man to follow.

My daughter told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers milk them dry.

What does the perverted frog say? "Rubbit."

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area

saw a dude order a whole pie for lunch. normalize aaaaallllll that

Why does a mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B-shells.

They say make-up sex is the best. That's great because all my sex is made up.

New T-shirt in my store tdsmusic.com/products/t-a...

Why don't witches wear underwear? They need a better grip.

I've lowered prices on everything now, and still free shipping to the US and the UK, on TDS Music and Gifts...May have lost a few customers, but fuck it, I will always say what I believe and not just change for more sales, or popularity, or whatever the fuck the fake fuckers do. lol tdsmusic.com

I bought a boat because it was on sail.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I kind of feel sorry for the US. I hope you make it back one day. But you have gone from world leaders and prom queen, to that used to be popular girl in those movies, who was a bully and in the end nobody wants fuck all to do with, because she is exposed as a joke.

Why do vegetarians give good head? They’re used to eating nuts.

What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a few inches.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give them a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

Why do women have orgasms? It's just another reason to moan.

Where did couples go for fun in medieval times? Knight clubs.

🤣

What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dick-tater.

What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

I visited my friend today and saw that his wife had left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine.

I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came completely out of the purple.

Ha, jokes on them, They don't realise it is just me in a costu...OH shit I'm late!!

🤣🤣

I’m starting a band called "999 Megabytes". We haven’t gotten a gig yet.

I wish I was in charge so I could build more windmills just to piss a certain person off.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said maybe.

Fuck, I need to go to more auctions.

I have suffered with this in the past, too.😞 Recent times have cured me🤣🤣

Hey, give him a break. He may go on to be the next big thing.

😥🤣

Celebrate America's roots and beauty with tdsmusic.com . With our New T-shirt. Buy it now here tdsmusic.com/products/gra... get free shipping! (Free shipping available only to the US and UK)

Why do people trust the experts when they could trust Mad Mike down the street who eats his own shit so the government can't read his thoughts. Seems like the right man to follow.

My therapist told me to embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her.

I uhm...Frodo wanted a different kind of adventure, it seems