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At TDS Music and Gifts, we sell products covering a span of topics, including music and astrology. From T-shirts and Hoodies, to greeting cards and mugs Thank you to everyone who helps to support me through my shop at www.tdsmusic.com
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New designs available celebrating Pride Month. With more on the way! tdsmusic.com/collections/...

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I am going to post a few songs I am listening to while working Billie Eilish - Happier Than Ever www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GJW...

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An old man went for a physical, and his wife joined him. The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample, a faecal sample, and a sperm sample. His wife said, "Just give the doctor your underwear, Morty."

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Now doing custom designs if you want your own design or idea on a product for example T-shirt, sticker or mug let me know (The price will be the same as each item is in my store I ain't gonna charge extra for that shit) visit www.tdsmusic.com let me know here

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What do you call someone who loves Mondays? Retired.

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If a genealogist looks up the family tree, what does a gynaecologist do? Look up the family bush.

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New updates on DOGE cuts: 1 wife of Stephen Miller

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We have some thick cunts over here. What fuckwits see the destruction and corruption DOGE has done in the US and with no results and thinks "Duh uh huh, me thinks that is big brain idea, me brain small, so me think think that smirt" Fucking idiots are the same and easy to spot in every country.

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I've been watching this show about 1930's Germany and the rise of the Nazi regime. It's shit though, they aren't even bothering to hide the US flags and the Gestapo are wearing American uniforms.

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What type of T-shirt do you prefer? For example: Lightweight, Midweight, Heavyweight and fit Retail/slim, Regular, Relaxed oversized. Or as I can't do polls here (I don't believe anyone even sees my posts lol) IF you do, perhaps take part in these 2 polls please. Thank you. x.com/Teatank01/st...

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I’m going in.

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My daughter told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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Why don’t cows have money? Because the farmers milk them dry.

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What does the perverted frog say? "Rubbit."

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brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

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starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area

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saw a dude order a whole pie for lunch. normalize aaaaallllll that

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Why does a mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her B-shells.

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They say make-up sex is the best. That's great because all my sex is made up.

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New T-shirt in my store tdsmusic.com/products/t-a...

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Why don't witches wear underwear? They need a better grip.

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I've lowered prices on everything now, and still free shipping to the US and the UK, on TDS Music and Gifts...May have lost a few customers, but fuck it, I will always say what I believe and not just change for more sales, or popularity, or whatever the fuck the fake fuckers do. lol tdsmusic.com

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I bought a boat because it was on sail.

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

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I kind of feel sorry for the US. I hope you make it back one day. But you have gone from world leaders and prom queen, to that used to be popular girl in those movies, who was a bully and in the end nobody wants fuck all to do with, because she is exposed as a joke.

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Why do vegetarians give good head? They’re used to eating nuts.

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What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a few inches.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give them a used tampon and ask which period it came from.

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Why do women have orgasms? It's just another reason to moan.

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Where did couples go for fun in medieval times? Knight clubs.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? A dick-tater.

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What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?

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What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

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I visited my friend today and saw that his wife had left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine.

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I just found out I’m colourblind. The news came completely out of the purple.

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Ha, jokes on them, They don't realise it is just me in a costu...OH shit I'm late!!

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I’m starting a band called "999 Megabytes". We haven’t gotten a gig yet.

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I wish I was in charge so I could build more windmills just to piss a certain person off.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

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My friend asked me to stop singing Wonderwall to her. I said maybe.

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Fuck, I need to go to more auctions.

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I have suffered with this in the past, too.😞 Recent times have cured me🤣🤣

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