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AKA TooManyJens I'm so, so tired.
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

“big balls” is trending but apparently it has nothing to do with Paris sewers of the 1870s which is unfortunate

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

That Musk thinks he's going to live to 93 may be the funniest thing he said all day

In Ukraine, they joke that Zelensky promised to reconcile Trump and Elon Musk in 24 hours 😀

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I picked a hell of a day to be offline all afternoon

"The Art of the Deal!" is becoming a punchline on par with "The Aristocrats!"

Cuts have consequences, illustrated. As seen on TV 📺

the thing about Gen X is that there's "I don't give a fuck (about conforming, I'm going to be true to myself)" and "I don't give a fuck (about anyone but me)" and a lot of people think they're the former when they're actually the latter

So glad to see that cursive writing isn't a lost skill after all. #WestAdams

just saw use of em dashes described as "faddish" and I need to go lie down

you don't say

Listen, folks, we can usually give advice to prepare you ahead of time for emergencies. But no one could have predicted 250 MILLION BEES would be loose on a road. So, stay away. Just…. Don’t go anywhere near them.

"We're not in love with the law." Ladies and gentlemen, the United States Government.

One of our house's previous owners tore out all the gorgeous 1920s wood trim and replaced it with cheap plain ugly crap and I will never forgive them

Finally got my computer working again after having, somehow, broken Webkit? I don't even think I can blame the cat for this one.

Treating the people the GOP is killing as the butt of a joke is so perfectly Trumpish.