tebowcouch.bsky.social
I’m just sitting on the Couch, watching it all fall apart
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What in the Kathleen Kennedy is this 😳
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Be great to see a picture of a tree crushing a cybertruck.
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Or that tub of lard fear monger Randy Fine
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If they’re not real Maine wild blueberries, their just faking it.
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They opened for Better Than Ezra in 95.
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I looked at the WH Flickr account, and some of the pictures must be photoshopped, because Trump is holding Melania’s hand. In reality, she allows him to hold her thumb.
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Put yo hands in the air
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18 months ago, the old LSWDL crew gathered to say goodbye to Rupert Jee of Hello Deli, who was headed to retirement in FL. And Mujibur and Sirajul showed up to the party. Of course that was well before Reichminister Miller was back at the WH, so who knows their status now 🤷🏻♂️
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Turns out an Israeli bunker buster bomb has a 🍆 shaped cloud. How long until Maureen writes about that.
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Too bad she’s not here, but there’s probably a NewsCorp rule against it .
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One foot wet, one foot dry.
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Does Mrs Rubio have a grifting State Department job yet 🤷🏻♂️
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Freeport is home to LLBean, they just get freaky with flannel.
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His 3rd wife 🤦🏽🤦🏽
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What a 💩 show.
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There will be a great celebration at first, when Trump is gone, but then the reality that Peter Thiel’s hand chosen candidate is POTUS will sink and it will be like destroying the Death Star in SW3 to The Empire Strikes Back and a whole new Death Star to destroy 😱😱
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Still blaming Biden in June 2025 🙃🙃
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Trump is n the job. Thank you for your attention.
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A little Bondo, some duct tape, you’ll be fine.
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Drop one nuke and you cease to be a superpower.
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Rouhani is 76 years old 🙃
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Will the news have 24 hour Iran War coverage during Trump’s Parade ?
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The celebration when Trump dies in office will equal the happy ending of Star Wars when the Death Star explodes.
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They were running from Stephen Miller.
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After last night, I have it on good authority I can find my Adidas that don’t cost too much. I know a guy.
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Garcia, Rodriguez are two of the most common enlisted names in any Marine infantry company. Did Secretary Drunkseth check the backgrounds of all 700 Marines sent to L.A.?
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Good thing I don’t buy organic cage free eggs from outside New England.
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IMO, when Sacks claimed the Govt had to bail out SVB, while insisting
1) he was opposed to most bailouts and
2) he wouldn’t profit from said action, is when I thought he lost all dignity. But it probably happened long before that.
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The tax bill Elon says will explode the debt by $3T
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Gassed against Indiana, those young legs on OKC would’ve run them right out of the gym.
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Better find the Sell The Team signs again
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Thibs brought them within three wins of The Finals. Was it the players who failed or the coach
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No, but someone owns the kitchen and the clothes. Determine that and you’re onestep closer. You can get a Patriot Act electronic monitoring for every person who called/texted/emailed the homeowner for the last 3 weeks, monitor 1,000s and eventually Antoine pops up.
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Dindu Nuffin.
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If they found the kitchen where Antoine filmed the video, and the clothes he wore for the video, they have some 🕵🏼 clues to go on.
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Antoine has been locked up and subsequently on the run, so he might not be aware he has to purchase 💰 millions worth of Trump’s meme coin before Trump will help him.
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Let out? You broke out through a wall now you’re all over social media
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What are we saying here, is this a real video or AI? How could it allegedly be Antoine? Either it is, or it’s AI 🙄🙄
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You expect to stay free while you’re posting videos in someone’s kitchen? And asking Trump for help? You didn’t even take the time to have those ♟️ pieces on your face removed? Not the fugitive I thought you were, Antoine
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I hope he didn’t spend all his advance 🥶🥶
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Never underestimate the power of water current. River, Ocean , current can kill you.
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Iowa re-elected a 90yr old to his EIGHTH term in the Senate. It doesn’t what Ernst says or does, she has an R before her name, same with Cryptkeeper Grassley.
A football coach will be elected Gov of AL and a Navy SEAL will replace him in the Senate, all because they have the R on the ballot.
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What, is NASA going back to the Boeing Starliner instead of SpaceX because last time that didn’t work.
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He’s on the group chat with Putin, Xi and L’il Kim.
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Or he’s playing checkers on his phone under the table instead of paying attention
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Dimitri check your Venmo