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No idea why #BenStokes is shaking his head. #EngInd #TestCricket #HeadingleyTest

The noise you can hear is the sound of 1.4 billion Chinese laughing.

Complete and utter filth. #BenDuckett has just pinged a reverse sweep for 6!?! #ENGIND #ECB #Bbctms #SkyCricket

Things that never happened.

Excellent news that #Trump #MAGA #US is bombing #Iran to help liberate women, homosexuals and people of colour. #Iranbombing #OrangeShitler

As a 'white man' who has been known to 'walk around' a bit - I'm rather of the opinion white men should spend more time shutting the fuck up.

With #ChrisWoakes caning it, what compels #BrydonCarse to sod about like that? #ENGIND #TestCricket #TMS #Ecb

This is #Bazball all over. Inspired batting mixed with the most ridiculously stupid and wasteful braindead shots at the worst times. #EngInd #TMS #ECB

Regardless of the rights and wrongs (plenty of wrongs)- this #Iran Ambassador to the #UK is an utter and complete blagging, dissembling, untrustworthy, propagandist snake. #ChemicalAliLives

I'm guessing that's a no from the people at Nobel.

This blind kid Ravi on #BBC #TMS #TestMatchCricket with #Aggers #Tuffers and #Shastri at tea is utterly, utterly brilliant. All strength to him. #GotSomethingInMyEye

@jamesclossick.bsky.social Oh! #tms #ENGIND

Predicted 30+ degrees in #NorthHerts #UK today. Windows/Doors closed, curtains drawn, loft hatches open, panic buttons enabled, hose pipes trained outwards, cyanide pills ready. #Heatwave #PanicInTheStreets

Somewhere in this post is either a Cockney Rhyming Slang masterclass or an exhibition hall of euphemisms.

Blimey. Arch #DUP wing nut and gobshite #GavinRobertson tying himself in knots trying to flannel a set of reasoned arguments against the #AssistedDyingBill. Truth is he's against it cos' he believes in myths!

Important and eloquent intervention from Kit Malthouse on the #AssistingDyingBill debate in #UK Parliament right now.

Beautiful balmy night in #NorthHerts. The yapping dogs in the new houses have been left outside to fend for themselves. Their owners down the boozer slamming back plastic bottles of white lightning cider, looking to trade their kids for a hit of marching powder cut with brick dust. I'd imagine.

Who the fuck is this lecturing, hectoring, badgering horror? @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #US #GOP #MAGA ##TrumpColonDweller

Looking like the baton dropped by Chemical Ali has well and truly been picked up.

#PMQs @bbcnews-world-rss.bsky.social #ChrisPhilp shitting the #Tory bed today. Where's the indominable #NatalieRowe (on Philp) when you need her most?

Cut Globe Alium watch. 12 days.

Having to manually dig through the settings to turn off Gemini on my phone. Fuck you, technology! Things WORKED! Now they don't! I don't want a friendly robot pal! I want a device that does what I want it to do! Fuck offfffffffffff!

Jury Service complete. Civic duty my arse - fiasco!

This is the thinking we need . Perhaps offer #Trump the perfect Iron Dome solution for the entire #US. Had enough of them. #ExpandingFoamWillSaveUsAll

Even that. Pump expanding foam into the USP port of the computer the #ECB use. Get a small gang together (table, note pads, pens) and threaten them with expanding foam up the nostrils if they don't nail something workable in 24-48 hours.

This...

If there's anything, any problem, any issue, personal, local or global, that can't be fixed by expanding foam, I'm yet to find it.

People who know me, know I wouldn't hurt a fly. But IF it's God's will that the local menace on two wheels gets decapitated by a low hanging branch and impaled on a metal railing at 90+ mph - who the fuck am I to argue?

Darn. Ain't Kyle Rittenhouse not rode inta town yit to saves Teeeeeerump an Murica? #NoKings #NoKingsDay

There's an traditional heckle for shit marching that basically goes "Right! Right! Right right right!", but I never thought I'd see it genuinely in action...

We now take you live to DC for the #OrangeShitler's Military, eh eh eh, Birthday Party. #NoKingsDay

#NoKingsDay

You can perform open heart surgery in Chez @thatblighterian.bsky.social kitchen. So the glorious Dowager @thatblighterian.bsky.social is giving it a good clean - cos' the cleaning lady is arriving soon!

#MASA #MadeAmericaShitAgain

Looking forward to the day I don't need #LinkedIn any more. There's some right bullshitting fannies on there I need to put straight.

Neighbour has bought his kid a football refs kit and a fucking whistle. Some people ought not to be able to breed.

This is the way to stand up to these bullies! Respect ✊