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she/good girl. constant maladaptive daydreaming, super hot mistakes & loud hugs corner; sort of like a dog conceptually but not cosmetically Nanners 🐦 & Asuka 🐈 β™ οΈπŸ©ΆπŸ€πŸ’œ β€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’™
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pretty, pink, resilient, just like you!

that time I accidentally sparked an argument between a couple because the guy said "rain drop" and I reflexively said "drop top" thanks to my friends training me and he legit looked at her and said "I'm disappointed in you" while shaking his head and she didn't take it well lol

big birdy feathers coming in!

πŸ’― this entire thread. spot on.

is it too much to ask for a spell check that will only correct known normal English words and leave my memeish nonsense alone. like it tried to change that word to membership! technology is failing us!

I was invited to play magic by a guy who basically embodies those videos of fearsome leopards getting their snoots booped so I kinda have to go.

I hope my old Korean dormmate, who set up an intervention because she didn't think the guy I was dating was good for me, is doing well. (also she was right lolol)

"did bro just cum in his bike seat!?"

everyone excited for the switch as I sadly wait for rex and trike to drop XD

lowkey i get re2 zombies i would wanna bite leon too

my ac just threw up and it startled me and the cat :0

Lord Ruthven 'bleh'd so Count Dracula could 'bleh bleh bleh'

another day, new friends! I raised this dillo from a bb and the 2 carnos (eventually 3) stumbled on us when they were still juvies. and I saved them from a ptera that kept dive bombing us lol. everyone cheered [rar'd] it was great ^^

my favorite thing is telling people who complain 'there's a whole month for gay but only 1 day for veterans' that may is literally military appreciation month but they didn't care enough to know that. these people can gtfo with that shit.

seeing people post an update to an earlier post and then seeing the earlier post later is like getting spoilers for someone's day

Indeed lol πŸ˜†

I love you Lassie! you were my childhood hero!

am chungus? lol ok (quiz in og post)

condensed milk on pancakes is a boss move and I'm ashamed of myself for never trying it

normalize taking pictures of food with bites taken out of it

help the kitties! they're so close to their goal!

behold my sun-gloried king! benevolent ruler of west rail pond! bringing fresh kills to my carno friends and brokering tentative peace with the raptors.

just in case anyone forgot: bitches love blue

Lettuce is thin crust crunch water and celery is rising crust crunch water

daddy bog monster

someone once said that aussie shepherds are almost always born without tails and she was friends with someone I was dating so I was quiet but omg....that is not accurate and I was so frustrated cuz she was speaking with such authority i knew it wouldn't go well.

this is some Rick & morty shit

The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi--