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Freelance film writer, associate editor and contributor to MovieJawn and host of Pay Attention, 007 podcast linktr.ee/thebiparadox
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Premee is 100% right: this is why I try to call them LLMs instead in my podcasting and writing. It’s not AI in any sense of how the term has been used since the concept was invented in 1955

So excited to see Rosalie at WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?!

I’m sorry I don’t feel much pity for killing something that doesn’t need to eat or pay rent, unlike, say, artists.

I’ve always thought that the real villain of the Alien franchise is Weyland-Yutani, personified by the cold, unyielding algorithms of AI (except Bishop, my love). The Xenomorphs are just a force of nature, creatures doing what they do.

This is the level of Discourse that I am prepared to engage with

The way the narrator for Mark Harris’ PICTURES AT A REVOLUTION: FIVE MOVIES AND THE BIRTH OF NEW HOLLYWOOD audio book says Albert R. Broccoli’s name is deranged. “Brah-col-lee,” emphases on the first and last syllable.

To me, my orange cats!

MINISTRY OF TIME by Kaliane Bradley for a thriller, HUNGERSTONE by Kat Dunn and SOMEONE TO BUILD A NEST IN by John Wiswell for the sapphic monsters, BLOOD, SWEAT, AND CHROME by Kyle Buchanan for cinephiles, HAMMAJANG LUCK for sapphic heists, and WARP YOUR OWN WAY by Ryan North for Trek fans

Everything about this is a tragedy, every level, from cheated freelancers to authors obscured to readers who don’t get served either.

Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know.

Writing about Godzilla will make you a better writer. Try to write 1,000 words about Godzilla as a challenge. You will quickly understand how difficult it is to write a singe sentence other than, "Godzilla is fucking awesome.".

Something really funny happening in the background of a scene to which the characters in the foreground are completely oblivious

Is this the year I finally get really into both the Predator and the Final Destination franchises?

Dirty Dancing / Footloose

M:I villain ranking: 1. Solomon Lane 2. John Lark 3. Owen Davian 4. Gabriel 5. Jim Phelps 6. Sean Ambrose 7. Kurt Hendricks (whose name I had to look up for this list because I had already forgotten) Most punchable award goes to Gabriel

Highly recommend watching all of the Mission: Impossible with a friend who has never seen them before.

I’ve been immersing myself in some of Ishiro Honda’s deep cut catalogue, and I’ve got the beginnings of an idea for an article about his long term collaboration with Eiji Tsuburaya on incredible practical effects. Is this of interest to anyone?

It was a weird week

“Because it was made using techniques long since abandoned, the film has a unique feel, dated but innovative, a tribute to the sheer creative process of this era.” Read my article on the technical marvel of Doctor X at @moviejawn.com!

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Between Clown in a Cornfield and Hell of a Summer, we are having a great start to the rise of the Gen Z slasher

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

I saw Friendship at the PFS SpringFest in a wonderfully enthusiastic crowd, and I wrote a review of this deeply funny and uncomfortable movie about making friends when you are an adult.

Me after I finish writing an article where I say something particularly astute

In episode 04, we discuss 1965’s Thunderball. Terence Young returns to direct Sean Connery in the most ambitious Bond film ever. The new No. 2, of SPECTRE, Emilio Largo heists two nuclear bombs and threatens major world cities unless NATO pays a ransom. #JamesBond www.moviejawn.com/payattention...

THUNDERBALL is here! It’s the first film we had a significant disagreement about in terms of quality, so there’s some debate in this one.

What if I ranked Transformers movies according to how much screen time Starscream has?